Week 1 LOL's

[Inquisitor]

I used to believe in Dunkin'...I didn't leave Dunkin', Dunkin' left ME

Dunkin is pathetic, as is practically all fast food to be fair.

Hard to believe how far they've sunkin.

 

[temptresstoo]

 

[fordman84]

Man. There is a shop almost walking distance from my house. Not sure if they Korean or not. They have to have the best donuts I have ever had. Not a fan of the uppity bitch that runs it. However A+ donuts.

All the places around me that are mom and pop shops are korean, and you know because usually it is just husband and wife that work there.

 

[fordman84]

I tore a rotator cuff just watching that.

 

[batchaps4me]

I tore a rotator cuff just watching that.

I can't watch MMA much anymore ... I limp at least three days after seeing those leg kicks.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I did not know this, but it justifies why I don't care for their stuff. Much rather have the local, korean owned donuts that are made fresh every morning and you get the donut holes for free when you visit.

I don’t know about your part of DFW, but I could go out into my front yard and hit a nine iron in any direction and pass two Korean donut places on my way to pick up my ball.

 

[fordman84]

I don’t know about your part of DFW, but I could go out into my front yard and hit a nine iron in any direction and pass two Korean donut places on my way to pick up my ball.

I don't have that many, but there are three within a mile of me

 

[fordman84]

 

[williewilliejuan]

I don't have that many, but there are three within a mile of me

I might have been exaggerating slightly, but there is one in nearly every strip mall near me.

 

[fordman84]

I might have been exaggerating slightly, but there is one in nearly every strip mall near me.

haha, yeah I figured but the same here. And I've tried them all. Lately "fancy donuts" have started to show up and they are awful. LA DIVA just opened a town over and it's on par with Dunkins but $2 for a glazed donut. I think they won't see the end of the year. No online ordering but a fancy webpage if you need to see stock photos of donuts being made.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Good lord...

 

[Collegefbfan]

I don’t know about your part of DFW, but I could go out into my front yard and hit a nine iron in any direction and pass two Korean donut places on my way to pick up my ball.

Dang it. I wish I could hit my 9 iron in any direction. Now, ground ball a 9 iron, I am your man.

 

[fordman84]

Good lord...

It's a spoof account so not real, but still hilarious.

 

[fordman84]

Dang it. I wish I could hit my 9 iron in any direction. Now, ground ball a 9 iron, I am your man.

I can hit my 9 iron in any direction. Now if you ask me to hit it in any INTENTIONAL direction, no can do. But give me 10 swings and it's going somewhere 10 times.

 

[Collegefbfan]

I can hit my 9 iron in any direction. Now if you ask me to hit it in any INTENTIONAL direction, no can do. But give me 10 swings and it's going somewhere 10 times.

Ah, now we are on par with one another. Honestly, I wish I could play 18 holes and shoot 95-105. Being totally frank here, I would accept that for the next decade.

 

[cwerph]

I can hit my 9 iron in any direction. Now if you ask me to hit it in any INTENTIONAL direction, no can do. But give me 10 swings and it's going somewhere 10 times.

ME: How can I make sure I am not hitting so many trees?
Golf Pro: Aim for them. You aren't good enough to hit them.

 

[Collegefbfan]

ME: How can I make sure I am not hitting so many trees?
Golf Pro: Aim for them. You aren't good enough to hit them.

Or one of my favorites. If you wanna see a bad shot, look up. Yeah I have a major tendency to look up as I swing. My dumb self wants to see how straight and far I hit it. Not sure why I am in such a hurry to look up to see these two things. Most of the time, not far, and not straight.

 

[iowajerms]

 

[Deep Creek]

Or one of my favorites. If you wanna see a bad shot, look up. Yeah I have a major tendency to look up as I swing. My dumb self wants to see how straight and far I hit it. Not sure why I am in such a hurry to look up to see these two things. Most of the time, not far, and not straight.

May I suggest you invest in a crotch hook.

On the serious side, my uncle got me started in this silly game when I was four. He was an ardent Byron Nelson fan. He went to many demonstrations Nelson put on. Don’t know if true, but he claimed Nelson told them once the key to golf was mastering the head…both externally and internally. (And with some guys it probably meant mastering the head of their pecker.)

Watch closely how still the pro golfers’ heads stay when they swing. Other things are moving but their head doesn’t move up/down or back/forward.

 

[fordman84]

May I suggest you invest in a crotch hook.

On the serious side, my uncle got me started in this silly game when I was four. He was an ardent Byron Nelson fan. He went to many demonstrations Nelson put on. Don’t know if true, but he claimed Nelson told them once the key to golf was mastering the head…both externally and internally. (And with some guys it probably meant mastering the head of their pecker.)

Watch closely how still the pro golfers’ heads stay when they swing. Other things are moving but their head doesn’t move up/down or back/forward.

That's true of most sports. Watch a top tier pitcher or batters head, or a QB's head. Pitchers will keep their head almost owl-like, straight down a plane. Then watch some youth kid who twists his head up and damn near breaks his neck. And damn near 20% of them have their hat fall of in a game.