Just a Tuesday morning, nothing at all political going on today

[PeoplesChicken]

who eats lunch at 2pm

DJ does. Fuck doesn't even know what day it is half the time

 

[DJ Fieri]

who eats lunch at 2pm

It's 1:23pm here. Pizza is in the oven.

 

[DJ Fieri]

I did something to my hand/finger yesterday, and I'm not sure what. But it is very sore/tender at the knuckle. Not sure if I'm going to be able to gym it tonight

 

[PeoplesChicken]

@Fish if I were on the Titanic and DJ had the last lifeboat I would shoot it full of holes and throw that chubby broad in it with him.

Of course his first question would be "what day is it?"

 

[PeoplesChicken]

 

[PeoplesChicken]

 

[Inquisitor]

I'm revoking your man card, holmes.

As if that card wasn't confiscated already.

 

[Fish]

Their culture is more old school. She'd ask, not tell me.

She'll throw a tire over your head and set it on fire like Winnie Mandela.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Their culture is more old school. She'd ask, not tell me.

The hellusay?

She gotta hot deaf-mute sister with loose morals?

 

[Fish]

As if that card wasn't confiscated already.

Can you prove it was ever issued?

 

[Inquisitor]

Can you prove it was ever issued?

 

[Me]

She'll throw a tire over your head and set it on fire like Winnie Mandela.

That's shit the Nigerian drug lords do down there nowadays.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

That's shit the Nigerian drug lords do down there nowadays.

Really? That's kinda lame

What happened to a good old fashioned Uzi?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

@Fish if I were on the Titanic and DJ had the last lifeboat I would shoot it full of holes and throw that chubby broad in it with him.

Of course his first question would be "what day is it?"

 

[PeoplesChicken]

She'll throw a tire over your head and set it on fire like Winnie Mandela.

Speaking of, did you know that Nelson once tried to hookup with Mrs Redfoot?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

who eats lunch at 2pm

No kidding. Everyone knows 2pm is when you eat twenty almonds.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Warning; Douche gifs may reflect actual douche size.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I'm revoking your man card, holmes.

Youre gonna have to get it from his chick

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Their culture is more old school. She'd ask, not tell me.

Anyone would ask.

 

[Guy Incognito]

"How to seduce a man"

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That's so like Liz to say that!