So You Think That You Are Tough?

Dang, and here I thought he was constantly gettin burned cause he was white..:drum:
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I don’t know how to ice skate and have no desire to learn. Like a good cis straight man should
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Instead, you'd rather wear tights, bend over, and let another dude get behind you to grab your ass and rub your nuts in front of everyone.

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Illustrious Potentate said:
I don’t know how to ice skate and have no desire to learn. Like a good cis straight man should
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This punch from Boulton would probably kill YOU and it's not the worst by far.

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RP-29 said:
Instead, you'd rather wear tights, bend over, and let another dude get behind you to grab your ass and rub your nuts in front of everyone.

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I’m way too selfish to be an o-lineman. I want the glory, and if I have a bad game, I’m throwing my teammates under the bus
 
Center Ice said:
This punch from Boulton would probably kill YOU and it's not the worst by far.

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Buddy, I’m not even flinching for that little baby tap. I’d rip his little sissy arm off and shove it up his sissy ass
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Ricky Rudd’s eyes were swollen shut after this crash:



He ran the entire Daytona 500 a few days later with his eyes taped open, and he finished in the top 10. Won the next race at Richmond the following week

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And I’m banned from r/NASCAR for making a joke about a driver nicknamed Rubberhead(Kurt Busch) having a career ending concussion in a much more tame crash
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He drove in circles? That is one tough badass.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I’m way too selfish to be an o-lineman. I want the glory, and if I have a bad game, I’m throwing my teammates under the bus
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Just because you waddle and can't run doesn't mean you get to be on the Special Olympics football squad.

....now, that genetic birth defect might get you in.
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I stuck my dick in crazy once.

Ok…twice at least.
 
Commented a few times and realized I never answered the OP question.

I do not think I am tough. It takes me almost a week now a days to recover from sleeping with my neck in slightly the wrong position
 
fishinabarrel said:
Commented a few times and realized I never answered the OP question.

I do not think I am tough. It takes me almost a week now a days to recover from sleeping with my neck in slightly the wrong position
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After I graduated high school for years I was convinced I could get out there and not get embarrassed, then I gravitated to I've got one more play in me just send me out there and I can make the stop one more time, but now its I would never recover if they hit me.
 
Wild Turkey said:
After I graduated high school for years I was convinced I could get out there and not get embarrassed, then I gravitated to I've got one more play in me just send me out there and I can make the stop one more time, but now its I would never recover if they hit me.
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At this point, I don't even need anyone's help getting injured. If I tripped running at full speed I'd probably tear an acl
 
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