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morning

slept like shit last night. I need a nap.
 
My mom told my kids the story about how I once accidentally ripped the entire passenger door off of her Cadillac and now they realize I can’t ever really get mad at them for anything after I did that.
 
My mom told my kids the story about how I once accidentally ripped the entire passenger door off of her Cadillac and now they realize I can’t ever really get mad at them for anything after I did that.

whatd you do chris farley GIF
 
Morning.

Soccer games tomorrow, then we're going to a minor league game as a result of Ham winning her age group's hitting contest.
 
Grand's team got beat in flag last night. I missed his game as we had just 2 coaches for our tackle teams. Hopefully all our coaches can be at our games Saturday. Both of us on the road at different places.
 
Grand's team got beat in flag last night. I missed his game as we had just 2 coaches for our tackle teams. Hopefully all our coaches can be at our games Saturday. Both of us on the road at different places.

We’ve got a road game tomorrow at 11 in tackle against a good unbeaten team (2-0 vs 2-0).

5 year old plays game 1 in flag on Sunday.
 
morning all

Trying to decide if I want to do a lawn bowling tournament tomorrow, it's ~3 hours long if we win which is a long time to lawn bowl
 
morning all

Trying to decide if I want to do a lawn bowling tournament tomorrow, it's ~3 hours long if we win which is a long time to lawn bowl
Three hours of day drinking.

What's not to love?
 
Three hours of day drinking.

What's not to love?
That is other hard part, I can't just drink beer all day


I am having dinner with family, I mean, I'd have a beer or two while playing, but really would have to nurse them
 
That is other hard part, I can't just drink beer all day


I am having dinner with family, I mean, I'd have a beer or two while playing, but really would have to nurse them
Do Ubers not exist up there?
 
We’ve got a road game tomorrow at 11 in tackle against a good unbeaten team (2-0 vs 2-0).

5 year old plays game 1 in flag on Sunday.
The tackle team we play beat our other team, so I'm not sure what to expect. I think our other team is more athletic than ours, but our team plays as a team better. Just hope we don't get blown out like week 2. We won weeks 1 & 3 where the game was never in doubt, but haven't dominated anyone yet.
 
My mom told my kids the story about how I once accidentally ripped the entire passenger door off of her Cadillac and now they realize I can’t ever really get mad at them for anything after I did that.
no way wtf GIF
 
That is other hard part, I can't just drink beer all day


I am having dinner with family, I mean, I'd have a beer or two while playing, but really would have to nurse them
Sometimes the most enjoyable dinners with family are when I show up already in the bag.
 
Do Ubers not exist up there?
Yes, I use them frequently, but meeting my family ways out and

1. I don't want to show up drunk
2. Don't way to pay for uber to cross the metro and back on Saturday night

So I can just manage my beers
 
I'm backed up. Gonna need to lay some pipe this weekend.
 
Yes, I use them frequently, but meeting my family ways out and

1. I don't want to show up drunk
2. Don't way to pay for uber to cross the metro and back on Saturday night

So I can just manage my beers
Oh, so it's OK to be drunk in front of your in-laws.

Inb4 it's expected because Sconnies.
 
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