I thought we had a "fuck Bikers" thread.

ill said:
are you high right now?
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Now, is the best time.

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Red_Alert said:
I say the biker's at fault. They have to follow the rules of the road too and there was plenty of room for that car to change lanes when it did. Albeit the car did not use it's turn signal.
That being said, if the biker were a car, they'd be at fault.

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The biker - following too close and initiating the contact.
 
Godstree said:
Oh... writing that one down
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Very satisfying.

I used to live half a mile away from a major bike path with a heavy traffic at a crossing. Went through an exorbitant amount of windshield wiper fluid during those years spraying those pests nonstop.
 
RobBase said:
Very satisfying.

I used to live half a mile away from a major bike path with a heavy traffic at a crossing. Went through an exorbitant amount of windshield wiper fluid during those years spraying those pests nonstop.
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I have a long stretch where cyclist like to bunch up. Can't pass. They won't move over. Pull my hair out on a weekend
 
Godstree said:
I have a long stretch where cyclist like to bunch up. Can't pass. They won't move over. Pull my hair out on a weekend
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Sounds like the perfect opportunity to go through half a jug of fluid giving your windshield and it’s surrounding areas a thorough cleaning.
 
RobBase said:
Sounds like the perfect opportunity to go through half a jug of fluid giving your windshield and it’s surrounding areas a thorough cleaning.
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Yep. I hope it is nice this weekend.... nice enough for a ride...
 
fordman84 said:
cyclist and driver both got tickets. The driver got his ticket rescinded when he showed the dash cam.
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Here’s the follow up. When he found out he was getting one too he was like ok I drop the charges against the driver. Cop was like too late. You escalated the situation to this and I saw what I saw. He whined like a bitch about it.

 
jjc2009 said:
Here’s the follow up. When he found out he was getting one too he was like ok I drop the charges against the driver. Cop was like too late. You escalated the situation to this and I saw what I saw. He whined like a bitch about it.

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the fact that he's a millionaire makes it even funnier.

go build your own bike track if you don't like cars sharing the road with you
 
ill said:
the fact that he's a millionaire makes it even funnier.

go build your own bike track if you don't like cars sharing the road with you
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Yeah. Hey you can afford a lawyer who can negotiate the charge down so you don’t have a misdemeanor on your record sir.

And the kid’s ticket was dismissed because his video footage showed he did try to go around him, just not enough for Karen’s looking.
 
jjc2009 said:
Yeah. Hey you can afford a lawyer who can negotiate the charge down so you don’t have a misdemeanor on your record sir.

And the kid’s ticket was dismissed because his video footage showed he did try to go around him, just not enough for Karen’s looking.
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I mean, I kind of get it...the road he is biking on doesn't look to have much of a shoulder, so there is really only so much you can do as a driver.

Oh well...let's move on, shall we?
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I’d love for a cyclist to come raising hell, hitting my truck and trying to open my door. He would never be found and the world would be a better place
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That cyclist is probably in better shape than you.
 
Most drivers are stupid assholes anytime they see a cyclist... which is why I don't ride on the road anymore. At the end of the day I'm too vulnerable with only a helmet to protect myself against an automobile. Had too many confrontations with assholes that it just isn't worth it... I'll ride my Peloton instead.

Had a truck tailgate me and my buddy for over a mile on a country road with no cars coming the other way... just sat on my buddy's back wheel and got as close as he could without hitting him. Then laid on the horn when he finally passed on a hill when we slowed down, his mirror passing inches from my shoulder. That's just one of the times that fucker messed with us and other cyclists in the area.

Had a stupid cunt pull up next to us and incorrectly tell us that it was illegal for us to ride side by side... again on a completely deserted road where we inconvenienced her in the smallest possible way.

Now... some cyclists are stupid assholes as well. I used to wait in traffic at stoplights with all the cars because I hate it when cyclists ride the shoulder up to the light and then make the whole line of traffic pass them again. The cyclist is saving a hundred yards to piss off 10 drivers. Not a good way to win those people over.
 
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