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Hu War Yu said:
I was wrong, baby...let's never part
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Also- it’s really annoying when people say shit like, “what are we cheersing to?” It’s TOASTING, not “cheersing”, you stupid halfwit!
 
Why do people who buy used vehicles say they bought a “new car”?

“IM HAVING PROBLEMS WITH MY NEW CAR!”

… 2014 Rav4.

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No you’re having problems after buying someone else’s used litter box.
 
Bruh. Wtf?

I made an appointment with a chiropractor because I feel misaligned (in every sense of the word, you fuckers!) so I start googling, remembering an incident several years ago when someone (sure his name was Jose, Jack or Jim) pushed me down some port-o-john stairs and made me break my ass. Pretty sure I dislocated my coccyx or something. So in my search results, I see “How do you reset your coccyx?”

“The optimal way to adjust the coccyx is manipulation through the anus”. :shocked:


That feels like it’s got Larry Nassar vibes all over it! I’ll stick with the broken coccyx, tyvm!
 
moxie said:
Bruh. Wtf?

I made an appointment with a chiropractor because I feel misaligned (in every sense of the word, you fuckers!) so I start googling, remembering an incident several years ago when someone (sure his name was Jose, Jack or Jim) pushed me down some port-o-john stairs and made me break my ass. Pretty sure I dislocated my coccyx or something. So in my search results, I see “How do you reset your coccyx?”

“The optimal way to adjust the coccyx is manipulation through the anus”. :shocked:


That feels like it’s got Larry Nassar vibes all over it! I’ll stick with the broken coccyx, tyvm!
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williewilliejuan said:
I just looked at the butter in my fridge. The box has a warning that says “contains milk” right below the ingredients. The ingredients? “Pasteurized cream from milk, salt”

Seems like the ingredients list should have been a giveaway.
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Well, you know, some people don't know cream is a dairy product.

(I was going to put "/sarcasm," but I guess some people are so idiotic they need to be told cream is a dairy product.
 
moxie said:
New Work Troll: moxie - can we get time with the boss on Wednesday to review this slide deck for his presentation on Thursday?
Moi: No, he has BOD meetings on Tuesday and Wednesday (everyone in the fucking company already knows this shit, dumbass, this is why I told you 3 weeks ago to start getting your timeline together) so I can give you time on Monday at 4.
Troll: Thanks, moxie. The slides may not be ready by Monday.

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I'm going to steal that gif.
My best friend needs it to send to her piece of shit ex. :heh:
 
moxie said:
Bruh. Wtf?

I made an appointment with a chiropractor because I feel misaligned (in every sense of the word, you fuckers!) so I start googling, remembering an incident several years ago when someone (sure his name was Jose, Jack or Jim) pushed me down some port-o-john stairs and made me break my ass. Pretty sure I dislocated my coccyx or something. So in my search results, I see “How do you reset your coccyx?”

“The optimal way to adjust the coccyx is manipulation through the anus”. :shocked:


That feels like it’s got Larry Nassar vibes all over it! I’ll stick with the broken coccyx, tyvm!
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Just some free advice. If at any point during the procedure you feel both of the doctor’s hands on your shoulders, you may have a problem. You can fool me once, you may even fool me a second time, but you’re damn sure not going to fool me five times in one month.
 
williewilliejuan said:
Just some free advice. If at any point during the procedure you feel both of the doctor’s hands on your shoulders, you may have a problem. You can fool me once, you may even fool me a second time, but you’re damn sure not going to fool me five times in one month.
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Some people pay extra for that…wonder what my insurance covers :noidea:
 
I want the Cowboys to lose by 4-5 touchdowns. Next I want to see the Jerry Jones interview after that. Finally, for the coup de gras, Steven A. Smith's take on the Cowboys loss.
 
moxie said:
Bruh. Wtf?

I made an appointment with a chiropractor because I feel misaligned (in every sense of the word, you fuckers!) so I start googling, remembering an incident several years ago when someone (sure his name was Jose, Jack or Jim) pushed me down some port-o-john stairs and made me break my ass. Pretty sure I dislocated my coccyx or something. So in my search results, I see “How do you reset your coccyx?”

“The optimal way to adjust the coccyx is manipulation through the anus”. :shocked:


That feels like it’s got Larry Nassar vibes all over it! I’ll stick with the broken coccyx, tyvm!
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Get an in depth diagnosis from an Orthopedist. A chiropractor will probably try to scam 5 or more treatments until you figure it out.
 
Dolemite censored said:
Get an in depth diagnosis from an Orthopedist. A chiropractor will probably try to scam 5 or more treatments until you figure it out.
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Those “scams” are “massage therapy” which will definitely be covered by my insurance, whereas Burke Williams is not.
 
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