Caleb Williams will be the NFL's #1 overall... crybaby?

What is the least acceptable excuse for a football team captain to cry during a game?

  • 10. Never

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • 9. Realization the world is about to end (e.g. nuclear war, aliens, asteroid strike)

    Votes: 1 5.6%
  • 8. Informed that a significant other / close family member has just died

    Votes: 2 11.1%
  • 7. Severe injury to another player on the field

    Votes: 1 5.6%
  • 6. Severe injury to himself

    Votes: 2 11.1%
  • 5. Tear gas / pepper spray / other chemical agent deployed and it gets in his eye

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • 4. Nearing the end and it's the last game he'll ever play

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 3. Loses important postseason / championship game

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 2. Wins important postseason / championship game

    Votes: 1 5.6%
  • 1. Loses a regular season game his team was not expected to win

    Votes: 4 22.2%
  • I don't take part in polls because I like to stick zucchinis, gourds and large fruit up my bum.

    Votes: 1 5.6%

  • Total voters
    18
Y’all jus RACISSS

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At the press conference afterwards- profound words of inspirational wisdom:

"I want to go home and cuddle with my dog and watch some shows."

 
I didn't even cry when the Cavs won a championship. I got emotional though.

This kid is the ultimate pussy and probably likes it up the ass tbh
 
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