tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Keeps his dog's food in the fridge.

And eats his food from a can.
 
For Christmas he gave his whole family chlamydia.
 
Gets offended when you wish him Happy Holidays as he only celebrates Toyotathon.
 
Had to go and return the boxers his kids got him because they had racing stripes in them. Store wouldn’t take them back as they were bought in ‘98.
 
Refuses to finish any anti-biotic treatments in an effort to be the next cause of a pandemic
 
Screws more customers than women.
 
Ain’t worth a crap before and after his morning coffee.
 
Told Cam Ward to sit out the second half.
 
takes fashion advice from Cam Newton
 
Trimmed Ryan Days beard.
 
Stares intently into the eyes of strangers while thoroughly licking the soles of his shoes.
 
Fap’d so hard he shattered both nuts so the Doc inserted replacement rocks ~ that’s right, he’s called rocky bottom now.
 
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