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[Hu War Yu]

Our "chief people officer" talks to us the way I talk to my 6-year-old niece when she cheats at video games with her sister

Meaning, lots of high fives and encouragement to keep it up?

 

[Dolemite censored]

some of these people we merged with go so overboard with airplane analogies and puns

Their jokes don't fly with you?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Another reason I want a new job: some of these people we merged with go so overboard with airplane analogies and puns that I'm pretty one of them have tried sneaking into an airport to have sex with one

Yes, you need to land a new job.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Another reason I want a new job: some of these people we merged with go so overboard with airplane analogies and puns that I'm pretty one of them have tried sneaking into an airport to have sex with one

Tried to have sex with an airplane IN the airport?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Our "chief people officer" talks to us the way I talk to my 6-year-old niece when she cheats at video games with her sister

You first went wrong by joining a company with a Chief People Officer

 

[Inquisitor]

Another reason I want a new job: some of these people we merged with go so overboard with airplane analogies and puns that I'm pretty one of them have tried sneaking into an airport to have sex with one

Like to get into that pilot program.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Looks like that company you merged with came with a lot of baggage.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Tried to have sex with an airplane IN the airport?

I thought, tried to have sex WITH the airport

 

[Inquisitor]

Yes, you need to land a new job.

Could run into some turbulence there.

 

[Inquisitor]

I thought, tried to have sex WITH the airport

I'll settle for doing it in the cockpit.

 

[Inquisitor]

Their jokes don't fly with you?

The sky's the limit.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I thought, tried to have sex WITH the airport

I mean, that one seems a lot easier. Just pop it in a light socket or some shit.

I ain’t never seen no airplane IN the airport. That’s just silly.

 

[moxie]

You first went wrong by joining a company with a Chief People Officer

Hoping mine is out a job soon And I hope she takes the GC with her.

 

[steelerssb]

You first went wrong by joining a company with a Chief People Officer

In fairness they joined us

 

[steelerssb]

Meaning, lots of high fives and encouragement to keep it up?

Opposite, it's the slowly talking down

 

[Dolemite censored]

Another reason I want a new job: some of these people we merged with go so overboard with airplane analogies and puns that I'm pretty one of them have tried sneaking into an airport to have sex with one

You need to soar over the BS.

 

[Dolemite censored]

After the merger do you think the company's stock value will take off?

 

[huskers1217]

Do it and let us know.

I got to 8 and it told me security error

 

[huskers1217]

Another reason I want a new job: some of these people we merged with go so overboard with airplane analogies and puns that I'm pretty one of them have tried sneaking into an airport to have sex with one

One what? A plane?

 

[Tin Man]