tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

I can only imagine what idiocy the weather people hear about they'd feel the need to include something like this in their update:

"You may encounter flooded roads and if you do, turn around. You're in a car, not a boat." It's like they're trying to nicely say ...

Idiot GIF
 
Hobby Lobby makes no sense also.
Hobby Lobby is Joann's on steroids. We just got a new one where the old two-story Bed Bath & Beyond was, but I haven't ventured in yet. The other nearest one was in Morgan Hill, where the old Mervyn's used to be. HL ain't messing around when it comes to square footage.
 
Hobby Lobby is Joann's on steroids. We just got a new one where the old two-story Bed Bath & Beyond was, but I haven't ventured in yet. The other nearest one was in Morgan Hill, where the old Mervyn's used to be. HL ain't messing around when it comes to square footage.

I was speaking from a male perspective. Joann's. Hobby Lobby, Ulta, TJ Maxx, etc. are for the females of the species. Now, go make me a sandwich and bring me a beer.
 
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…
 
Kanye West's marriage to Bianca Censori has finally been executed.

I had no idea he wasn't still married to that sex tape chick...I follow Kanye like I follow the British royals.
 
Damn. Soon I'm going to have 4 OS's on my devices: iOS, Android, MS Windows and Linux. This is a long, long way away from my old IBM Selectric II (then a III), pager, answering machine and a fax machine.
 
These motherfuckers. I hope not a single one of them thinks I am remotely afraid of them.
Dumb bitch asked if the boss could do an open forum about a month ago, gave me a date but not the time. I said maybe, but nail it down quickly because the time on his calendar goes away even quicker and I can't hold a spot for a month. Fast forward to today and she's like, "Oh, can he do that open forum? (And note that it would be the 10th and not the 11th, as originally requested)". So i'm like - probably not. He's booked all day on the 11th, but I'll see if I can give you an hour at 8am.
Little back & forth because I'm not giving her more than an hour and then she says, "Do I need to work the ask through the chief of staff or directly with your boss?"

Let me save you the trouble - submit your request through the official form. I've cc'd the CoS and the boss - who will just punt it back to me and the CoS anyway. Have a great day!
:finger:

I never look at the official engagement form site so I hope she gets lost in the ether.
 
You will all be happy to hear that I recovered .61¢ from the state of california's coffers :dance:

I finally returned the shoes I bought, but also had to exchange something (clothing). I let them know I bought it in PA so even though it's an even exchange, it might do something stupid in their system. Sure as shit, the register tried to charge me the tax. So I said, "That's fine. I'll just return it instead." She called the manager over, then beboobopped some numbers in their math machines, but couldn't get it to do it exactly right (by reducing the price), so they got as close as they could and refunded me the change. Take THAT, Gavin Poopface!!
 
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