Poll 100 men vs. 1 gorilla

Who wins:

  • 100 men

  • 1 gorilla

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Godstree said:
Set it up. I will bring the popcorn.


And watch all 1000 die.
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1000 people pushing back at once has a lot more stopping power than you think. I don’t know if they could stop a tank, but I’d bet they could.
 
ELTEXAN said:
This isn’t voltron. You don’t combine into one big superhuman.
The gorilla IS the one big superhuman
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Are you even paying attention? Humans have the ability to charge in formation.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
1000 people pushing back at once has a lot more stopping power than you think. I don’t know if they could stop a tank, but I’d bet they could.
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Well I'm assuming enough crushed remains has the potential to high center the thing.
 
SU Nittany Tide said:
Are you even paying attention? Humans have the ability to charge in formation.
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And the gorilla with an insane grip strength, wingspan, and 9x the strength will flick each off like a scarf.
Are you paying attention?
The humans don’t combine into a Voltron
They will be easily flung off like a scarf.
 
Humans have only ascended to the top of the food chain because of our brains and ability to create tools/weapons. Without those there are many animals that would annihilate us.
 
ELTEXAN said:
And the gorilla with an insane grip strength, wingspan, and 9x the strength will flick each off like a scarf.
Are you paying attention?
The humans don’t combine into a Voltron
They will be easily flung off like a scarf.
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They don't have to turn into voltron. The second row would ram into the first row. The third row would ram into the second row, etc.
 
SU Nittany Tide said:
They don't have to turn into voltron. The second row would ram into the first row. The third row would ram into the second row, etc.
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I'm pretty sure that gorillas know how to take on an attacking pack of adversaries. You are saying that those that are already dead would create a barrier so you could crush the gorilla and immobilize him. But unlike the tank in an example above, the gorilla is nimble and can move omni-directional and also has the dexterity to move things that are in its way unlike a tank.
 
fordman84 said:
I'm pretty sure that gorillas know how to take on an attacking pack of adversaries. You are saying that those that are already dead would create a barrier so you could crush the gorilla and immobilize him. But unlike the tank in an example above, the gorilla is nimble and can move omni-directional and also has the dexterity to move things that are in its way unlike a tank.
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The same human brains you were talking about above would help with a strategy to overwhelm the gorilla. If you idiotically attacked it a couple at a time then yes it would probably win. That's why the humans would need to overwhelm it and would have the mass and numbers to do so.
 
SU Nittany Tide said:
The same human brains you were talking about above would help with a strategy to overwhelm the gorilla. If you idiotically attacked it a couple at a time then yes it would probably win. That's why the humans would need to overwhelm it and would have the mass and numbers to do so.
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Look, all I need to know about whether or not 100 humans can take down a gorilla is that I am a human and not a gorilla. If one gorilla could take down 100 humans at once, we'd be the ones in zoos.
 
Guy Incognito said:
Look, all I need to know about whether or not 100 humans can take down a gorilla is that I am a human and not a gorilla. If one gorilla could take down 100 humans at once, we'd be the ones in zoos.
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which is why i propose we stop all Alzheimer's research now.
 
Guy Incognito said:
Look, all I need to know about whether or not 100 humans can take down a gorilla is that I am a human and not a gorilla. If one gorilla could take down 100 humans at once, we'd be the ones in zoos.
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But the use of tools/weapons. Gorillas are smart enough to know not to attack us because we have been known to shoot them. As soon as they learn how to clean a rifle, we're toast.
 
SU Nittany Tide said:
The same human brains you were talking about above would help with a strategy to overwhelm the gorilla. If you idiotically attacked it a couple at a time then yes it would probably win. That's why the humans would need to overwhelm it and would have the mass and numbers to do so.
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There isn't a way that I can see where 100 men are able to overwhelm a gorilla. Even if they all hit at once from the same side, or from all different sides. There simply isn't enough strength in 100 men to overpower a gorilla. You could get some hits on him, but what damage will that do? I guess you could try to go for the eyes, but good luck once you get one of his eyes and his adrenaline kicks in.
 
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