tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

Our worthless whore of a new head boss spent half our all company meeting boohooing over the fact that everyone gave this place shit scores on the employee feedback

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moxie said:
I went to heat up a cast iron pan on the stove to get it screamin' hot. I walk over after a few minutes and there is a massive shriveled spider corpse sitting in the middle of the pan. Stupid ass rappelled down and landed directly onto a hot pan and burnt himself to a crisp. How stupid can you be?!

There are also a set of fang marks on my leg from a couple days ago. I know it was this motherfucker that did it so all I can really do is give a fist bump to the universe for taking out the trash for me.
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Let us know when you mutate into Spiderwoman.
 
moxie said:
I think I might have immunity after the brown recluse bite.
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Or maybe...

College Accuse GIF


Web of lies in this case.
 
moxie said:
I went to heat up a cast iron pan on the stove to get it screamin' hot. I walk over after a few minutes and there is a massive shriveled spider corpse sitting in the middle of the pan. Stupid ass rappelled down and landed directly onto a hot pan and burnt himself to a crisp. How stupid can you be?!

There are also a set of fang marks on my leg from a couple days ago. I know it was this motherfucker that did it so all I can really do is give a fist bump to the universe for taking out the trash for me.
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Spider saute... MMmmmm good! :heh:
 
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