What do you do with ashes of dead people?

beardown07 said:
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huh...not sure how I missed that one
 
I grew up during the Tri States Crematorium scandal in north GA. I just assume all human ashes are really just kitty litter or concrete dust. Dump em out somewhere
 
Dolemite censored said:
Toilet is disrespectful and could invite paranormal occult pushback.

I suggest a lake or river, an you can confirm ashes disposal protocol on your city/county/state website for ashes disposal.
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Why would anybody involve the government in this decision? They'll spend 6 months selecting donuts to have at the meeting to discuss it. Dump them where you please.
 
Center Ice said:
Why would anybody involve the government in this decision? They'll spend 6 months selecting donuts to have at the meeting to discuss it. Dump them where you please.
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RFK is doing what he can to remove Fluoride from our water to stop the autism. Don’t make him need to remove gramma too.
 
Dolemite censored said:
I remember that. Crematorium dude was an environmentalist. He opted to use the eco-friendly sun to slowly cremate the bodies scattered on the premises.....
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There's some things called "body composting" now, available in a few states like Vermont. I don't know if you have to live there or if you can get transported after death. So many rules about cadavers. I like the idea but it's not much cheaper than a regular burial. Cremation is still the least expensive.
 
Hu War Yu said:
There's some things called "body composting" now, available in a few states like Vermont. I don't know if you have to live there or if you can get transported after death. So many rules about cadavers. I like the idea but it's not much cheaper than a regular burial. Cremation is still the least expensive.
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I think Vermont is doing assisted suicide too right? Death seems to be the only thing Vermont does well.
 
Hu War Yu said:
There's some things called "body composting" now, available in a few states like Vermont. I don't know if you have to live there or if you can get transported after death. So many rules about cadavers. I like the idea but it's not much cheaper than a regular burial. Cremation is still the least expensive.
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Just plant Grampa somewhere nice......

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Hu War Yu said:
Had not heard about that? I'll have to ask my BIL. Wouldn't surprise me though, being so close to Canada
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Found it

apnews.com

Vermont allows out-of-staters to use assisted suicide law

Vermont has become the first state in the country to change its medically assisted suicide law to allow terminally ill people from out of state to take advantage of it to end their lives. Republican Gov. Phil Scott on Tuesday signed the bill that removes the residency requirement from the...
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Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
I think Vermont is doing assisted suicide too right? Death seems to be the only thing Vermont does well.
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you mean the Live Free or Die state is really good at the second part of their slogan?

they also have very lax gun laws, right?
 
ill said:
you mean the Live Free or Die state is really good at the second part of their slogan?

they also have very lax gun laws, right?
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dammit, that's New Hampshire with the slogan

Vermont still has lax gun laws though
 
Hu War Yu said:
Just what the will stipulates: one quarter of my ashes scattered over Everest, one quarter over Machu Pichu, one quarter in the antarctic, one eighth at the Great Wall of China, and the other eighth not cremated but carried in a Yeti cooler to be left for the desert critters of the American Southwest
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um, metric or imperial measurements?
 
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