Finally Fri..... Tuesday

[PeoplesChicken]

Yes.

 

[Me]

A unit of measurement?

He uses millimeters to make it sound better

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

He uses millimeters to make it sound better

bigly

 

[PnkPanther]

it is slow this week at work.

 

[kobesgame]

Not all heroes wear capes

How do you know he wasn't wearing a cape?

 

[kobesgame]

Non donors are scumbags

Mr. Kobe used to have a job where he was on-call and when called would get on one of those small planes and fly to wherever a dead/dying donor had harvestable organs. He'd harvest the organs and then they'd pass them off to whatever people were on-call to receive them.

Yes, I always sleep with one eye open and make sure the bathtub isn't filled with ice before I go to bed.

 

[ill]

Mr. Kobe used to have a job where he was on-call and when called would get on one of those small planes and fly to wherever a dead/dying donor had harvestable organs. He'd harvest the organs and then they'd pass them off to whatever people were on-call to receive them.

Yes, I always sleep with one eye open and make sure the bathtub isn't filled with ice before I go to bed.

man, I need to go back to Puerto Rico...

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Mr. Kobe used to have a job where he was on-call and when called would get on one of those small planes and fly to wherever a dead/dying donor had harvestable organs. He'd harvest the organs and then they'd pass them off to whatever people were on-call to receive them.

Yes, I always sleep with one eye open and make sure the bathtub isn't filled with ice before I go to bed.

 

[RubinRock]

How do you know he wasn't wearing a cape?

I wouldn't call a skirt a cape. No matter how much it flutters behind him in the wind.

 

[kobesgame]

I've done one. The test was not fun

the, you can go now was a rush

I went from I'm going to jail, to I'm getting chicken strips at Dennys

When I got my DUI, I'm not even sure if I did a roadside. In fairness, I can't remember because I was drunk at the time. Which is why I got a DUI.

 

[Bender]

feel like this adequately depicts driving over the one nicely paved section of road in PA that is 100 yards long

 

[kobesgame]

Thankfully, no. I’ve had 3 kids since w one on the way and all 4 are as healthy as can be.

Holy shit. Catching up with @basement bias.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Holy shit. Catching up with @basement bias.

Rob has more.

BB has a bunch of "half" kids.

 

[kobesgame]

He is mistaken. I used to stand on a garbage can lid and ski down a hill. So I was snowboarding according to his logic

It's really all just sledding.

 

[ill]

Rob has more.

BB has a bunch of "half" kids.

like you being a half-man?.

 

[Guy Incognito]

This should be a fun next couple days at work. Trying to figure out what my client is even being billed for.

Vendor is Portuguese, and the contract is written in English, but the billing files are in Portuguese. So I'm trying to match up the different words to make sense of it all.

 

[ill]

This should be a fun next couple days at work. Trying to figure out what my client is even being billed for.

Vendor is Portuguese, and the contract is written in English, but the billing files are in Portuguese. So I'm trying to match up the different words to make sense of it all.

I learned a couple words in Portuguese when I went to the Azores.

want me to help you out?

Bon dio!

 

[Guy Incognito]

I learned a couple words in Portuguese when I went to the Azores.

want me to help you out?

Bon dio!

Thanks!

Now, what the hell is Kanguru data and what the fuck does it mean when someone's getting billed for it?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

How do you know he wasn't wearing a cape?

And some people wear capes just because

looking at @Fish

 

[PeoplesChicken]

It's really all just sledding.

Yes in shoes