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Likes to sing "fireworks" by katy perry while on the shitter.
 
Gets aroused when he takes a shit and the water splashes up on his ass
 
Doesnt know the true beauty and pleasure of a bidet
 
Couldn't afford a real bidet so uses his neighbors sprinkler as one
 
Couldn't afford a real fleshlight so uses his neighbor's throwaway liquor bottles as one
 
Is trying to work with PETA and the FDA to find an alternative to using snakes for their "snake oil".
 
Has tried 147 different oils on his nuts.
 
What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts.

What do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts.

What do you call nuts on a chin?

Chin nuts? NO!

It's called a dick in your mouth.

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Doesn’t like walnuts or chestnuts but is ok with the “other” type of nuts. ;)
 
Enjoys searching for nuts in poop
 
His poop is full of styrofoam, and pennies.
 
Runs around singing “Shipoopi” every time he successfully hits the toilet bowl.
 
eats different types of chunky glitter and "makes" toilet art, posts to instagram 3x a day
 
Shines a black light in his bedroom to reveal a Jackson Pollock painting.
 
Placed 2nd in Westminster dog show, as a contestant.
 
Was police escorted out of the Miss America pageant for attempting to be a contestant.
 
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Was police escorted out of the Miss America pageant for attempting to be a contestant.
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once won first prize in the same contest but that was a long long time ago
 
If he's anything like @Rock Strongo how am I supposed to insult him? Say that he isn't co-ordinated enough to avoid tripping on his three foot penis as he solves P vs NP with his left hand while juggling 4 chainsaws with the right and playing Haydn on the harmonica?
 
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