Cyber Monday Morning Thread

Bender said:
similar to the vat of acid episode of rick and morty, the real ill is currently simulating every possible choice he could ever make before making one.
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All of his choices will be wrong
 
RoyMunson said:
What adult beverage did you use to wash down your red pill?
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my allopurinol is more of a peach color.

and gin is the only beverage i drink outside of water, tea, and milk. exceptions are made for other liquids contaning alcohol.
 
Bender said:
my allopurinol is more of a peach color.

and gin is the only beverage i drink outside of water, tea, and milk. exceptions are made for other liquids contaning alcohol.
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You don't drink the blood of babies anymore?
 
Fish said:
Have you considered 2 cans and a ball of string?
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well, that could certainly add a level of old school syfy funness to the converstations i have with myself. Talking into one can of campbells soup while the other is up to my ear.

"We've made Contact!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 
Bender said:
well, that could certainly add a level of old school syfy funness to the converstations i have with myself. Talking into one can of campbells soup while the other is up to my ear.

"We've made Contact!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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At one time Bender was a highly respected academic in his field and taught at some very prestigious universities. He then had a break from reality and started living in a secluded cabin and took up the hobby of sending packages to folks
 
PeoplesChicken said:
At one time Bender was a highly respected academic in his field and taught at some very prestigious universities. He then had a break from reality and started living in a secluded cabin and took up the hobby of sending packages to folks
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hey, that's how old saint nick got started, don't knock it because of one bad apple.
 
RoyMunson said:
The more devices I use, the harder the job for the government to track my every movement...
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if you're that worried about them tracking you, you might want to get rid of the probe behind H12.
 
PeoplesChicken said:
He is either a pedo, Nazi War Criminal or both
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both makes the most sense. figure the nazis would have experimented on criminals (though back in those times, pedophilia was probably just an arranged marraige and not a crime), I guess they never really covered his existence in the Indiana Jones filmography, between that and the wolfenstein games, I know nothing of these so called Nazis. Were they real? My Uncle Mel had his doubts.
 
ojb81 said:
ugh. too much hassle for my tastes. i like dogs, but just as long as they're NOT my dog, lol. and yes, i have absolutely no patience for ill-behaved/poorly-trained canines.
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My dog shits so much I’ve seriously considered turning my bathrooms into extra closet space and just start shitting outside too. It’s completely out of control for how little we feed her.
 
anyone have a good carving knife suggestion? I can't imagine i'd use it much, so could go with a lesser one, but just figure it would work better than my chef's knife
 
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