December 1 morning - the end (of 2020) is nigh

I have a couple palm trees. We have to take them inside every winter or all the leaves will fall off.

You basically plant them in sand. Almost no dirt, so if you planted them in dirt, that's why they died.
No THEY DIED because I planted them in January you country turnip!!!!
 
I have a couple palm trees. We have to take them inside every winter or all the leaves will fall off.

You basically plant them in sand. Almost no dirt, so if you planted them in dirt, that's why they died.
And you don't basically plant them in sand. You LITERALLY plant them in sand Bob Villa!
 
Delivered for Pizza Hut for 3-4 years. Haven’t eaten there in at least 10 years. Now nostalgia has me craving it.

is this your way of telling us the vasectomy didn't take? Baby #4?
 
What's a "fuck ton" to you? I'll probably spend about $50 on my tree this year.


Live tree, every year
One of my favorite outings each year is when we take the kids to the tree farm and pick a tree to cut down.
 
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....I live in an apartment, bruh.


I was just curious what this magical "fuck ton" was to gauge whether you were just being a cheap ass. $250 is a lot for a tree that's not growing
to me, wasting money, no matter the amount, is a fuck ton of stupidity. However, I have a wife, so we waste money sometimes.
 
is this your way of telling us the vasectomy didn't take? Baby #4?
The Wire Wow GIF
 
Delivered for Pizza Hut for 3-4 years. Haven’t eaten there in at least 10 years. Now nostalgia has me craving it.
My first job was as a greeter at Pizza Hut. One of my responsibilities was to tend to the salad bar, which I assume is what started the ball rolling in terms of me fucking produce.
 
One of my favorite outings each year is when we take the kids to the tree farm and pick a tree to cut down.
And then one of Kobe's favorite things is picking the ticks off of her kids in January
 
....I live in an apartment, bruh.


I was just curious what this magical "fuck ton" was to gauge whether you were just being a cheap ass. $250 is a lot for a tree that's not growing
oh yeah, thats how you afford all those beers.
 
We have two artificial trees, a dinky one that can sit on top of the grand piano in our living room, and a regular sized one. Since the rocking chair/recliner is up where the tree would normally go, we're going to try putting the big tree up in the basement, and the little one on the piano. Next year will probably only be the little tree, depending on how much of a terror Little Guy will be at a year and a half old.
Grand piano. How fancy.
 
shit

my Japanese maple just makes little babies.

I am going to start a fucking nursery.
If you can, you should. NE Ohia isn't the best climate for those so if you get one it needs to be mature which means more money on the price tag
 
shit

my Japanese maple just makes little babies.

I am going to start a fucking nursery.
Those are ridiculously expensive here in MN and they're not meant for climate, so they tend die, but people in keep buying them

I was looking at variety that is suitable for MN climate, but was $350
 
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