hey dipshits, it's Wednesday

Almost ready for football....heading to Frugals soon for a cheeseburger and fries to go with the leftover Twisted Tea from last night and 6 pack of Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPA's.....
 
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This place is broken. When I search gifs for "midget" some white broad is the only result.
 
Oh well that is a given. I just would think someone of your ilk would require some higher level comedy
I liked chatting with the dude. Gives me a chuckle when something reminds me of Dom.
 
@HammerDown
This place is broken. When I search gifs for "midget" some white broad is the only result.
User error
midget laughing GIF by South Park
 
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helmets are for pussies!

This is an unqualified opinion. You don't ski, at least that was your claim last week

Slinky says it

You do not speak for him

I'm not going to say that I've never typed that, because I've typed a lot of things.

However, I have friends and children who wear helmets that are not pussies. That said, unless you're inverting yourself or skiing a line with exposed rocks, I think they're unnecessary. I do not wear one.
 
I'm not going to say that I've never typed that, because I've typed a lot of things.

However, I have friends and children who wear helmets that are not pussies. That said, unless you're inverting yourself or skiing a line with exposed rocks, I think they're unnecessary. I do not wear one.
I'm of the opinion that there are people who should wear helmets while posting here (dj and ill).
 
I'm of the opinion that there are people who should wear helmets while posting here (dj and ill).
nailed em!

good job, Fish.
 
I wear a condom when I post her.

I don't want what any of you have
What, do you stuff it in your vagina? Maybe with some frozen pizza dough in it?
 
Former poster was obsessed with midgets.
I have a midget in my neighborhood, that tells people his name is Shorty. The funniest shit, is he has a big ass Rottweiler, that he walks, that I wish I could get him a little saddle for. The dogs head is higher than his, and it half ass drags him a little, and his little legs have a hard time keeping up, and then he yells at it, and it turns around and licks his whole fucking face, and then goes back to dragging him, and he walks him almost everyday around 8am, and if I am home I watch him over my wall or the window, and laugh like a tard.

I should feel bad, but I its one of my guilty pleasures, and I love it.
 
Having a bed delivered/constructed right now. Stupid fuckers keep going outside for pieces and leaving the goddamn door wide open when they come back in. It's like 35 degrees outside right now. In what world is it okay to just leave a door ajar in 35-degree weather?
 
What, do you stuff it in your vagina? Maybe with some frozen pizza dough in it?
That's a Fish level burn right there

How about you ski that nose of yours up his ass a little more
 
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