It was for stoopids who thought they should be internet famous.
tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders
- Thread starter moxie
- Start date
- Status
- Joined
- Aug 17, 2020
- Posts
- 17,886
- Reaction score
- 44,298
- Bookie:
- $ 1,500.00
Lulz at you having the milkshake & dullomite on mental ignore... they both brought up this “Missouri pot roast” yesterday and one even gave a recipe
I know, we talked about it before I tried this stupid pickle meat recipe thus nothing to compare at the time. "Missouri pot roast"? Pretty sure it was Mississississississippi pot roast. Did you drink heavily last night?Lulz at you having the milkshake & dullomite on mental ignore... they both brought up this “Missouri pot roast” yesterday and one even gave a recipe
- Joined
- Aug 17, 2020
- Posts
- 17,886
- Reaction score
- 44,298
- Bookie:
- $ 1,500.00
What’s the difference between mississississippippippi and Missouri?
- Joined
- Aug 17, 2020
- Posts
- 20,571
- Reaction score
- 46,521
- Bookie:
- $ 83,441.00
not the racismWhat’s the difference between mississississippippippi and Missouri?
- Joined
- Aug 25, 2020
- Posts
- 2,105
- Reaction score
- 3,732
- Bookie:
- $ 1,000.00
about 15 S's and a dozen P's?What’s the difference between mississississippippippi and Missouri?
- Joined
- Aug 23, 2020
- Posts
- 8,038
- Reaction score
- 9,257
- Bookie:
- $ 2,563.00
Sooo ... how wuz it?So many of you thinking about my pickle meat. *blush*
Terrible public education vs. moderately terrible public educationWhat’s the difference between mississississippippippi and Missouri?
Not great, but not terrible. Won't be doing that recipe again. Many better ways to treat muh meat.
- Joined
- Aug 17, 2020
- Posts
- 30,005
- Reaction score
- 47,331
- Bookie:
- $ 220,000.00
So helpful, the internets.
I'll sometimes put cinnamon in my hot drinks, but it hardly ever mixes in. Just stays in a sheen on the top. It's like the shavings from a duck's backside, or something
- Joined
- Aug 17, 2020
- Posts
- 30,005
- Reaction score
- 47,331
- Bookie:
- $ 220,000.00
Holy schneicke...
The spam call I just got left a voicemail. It started off like this: "...or a loved one, has used Johnson and Johnson baby powder...OR Johnson and Johnson shower [something, cant remember, don't use it], AND have developed ovarian cancer..."
And that's when I deleted the message.
The spam call I just got left a voicemail. It started off like this: "...or a loved one, has used Johnson and Johnson baby powder...OR Johnson and Johnson shower [something, cant remember, don't use it], AND have developed ovarian cancer..."
And that's when I deleted the message.
- Joined
- Aug 17, 2020
- Posts
- 30,005
- Reaction score
- 47,331
- Bookie:
- $ 220,000.00
HehWait, what are you doing to a duck's backside?
Just saying, cinnamon is impervious to water
- Joined
- Aug 25, 2020
- Posts
- 2,105
- Reaction score
- 3,732
- Bookie:
- $ 1,000.00
hell, that's better than the ones I get. When I listen tot he voicemail (I never answer my phone), it's always on some foreign language. I also notice that the number of the missed call is almost always from MD's 301 area code.
- Joined
- Aug 25, 2020
- Posts
- 2,105
- Reaction score
- 3,732
- Bookie:
- $ 1,000.00
and retards apparently
- Joined
- Aug 17, 2020
- Posts
- 20,571
- Reaction score
- 46,521
- Bookie:
- $ 83,441.00
"We have noticed suspicious activity on you social security number. Please call us immediately before we suspend your card"
- Joined
- Aug 25, 2020
- Posts
- 2,105
- Reaction score
- 3,732
- Bookie:
- $ 1,000.00
I get those as well. I seem to get those via email a lot or some other account (e.g. Netflix, Paypal, etc.). often times for something I don't even have.
I've seen that plenty on the late-night TV ads.
Pretty much replaced those asbestos-lung cancer ones.
- Joined
- Aug 17, 2020
- Posts
- 20,571
- Reaction score
- 46,521
- Bookie:
- $ 83,441.00
The one I get every single day, that I want to fucking kick someone's ass over, and no matter what I do they wont stop is," Youre google listing may not be accurate, and potential clients will think you are out of business. This is a very important issue, and it will only take a moment to check your google listing"
Every fucking day, from a different number, and I have just resorted to answering, and pushing 1, so I can tell someone to fuck off.
Yesterday, I got a "google rep" and they say some dumb shit about how they are here to help, and I just say, "Fuck you" in a very calm, voice. They usually try to say something after, and simply keep saying, "fuck you". "would you like to be removed from our call list?"
"fuck you"
Every fucking day, from a different number, and I have just resorted to answering, and pushing 1, so I can tell someone to fuck off.
Yesterday, I got a "google rep" and they say some dumb shit about how they are here to help, and I just say, "Fuck you" in a very calm, voice. They usually try to say something after, and simply keep saying, "fuck you". "would you like to be removed from our call list?"
"fuck you"
- Status