How do you respond when someone asks “How are you doing”

[Illustrious Potentate]

The only acceptable answers are:

I’m alright
Ok
Pretty good, how about yourself
Can’t complain
Mind your own God damn business

If you answer with anything else, fuck you

 

[RoyMunson]

not bad, you?

 

[Me]

I'm doing well, how are you?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

not bad, you?

That’s acceptable

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I'm doing well, how are you?

That’s lame

 

[ill]

muy bien! y tu?

 

[packerzrule]

Yeah, most people who ask that really don't care how you're doing.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Nice avatar....LOL.

 

[RoyMunson]

muy bien! y tu?

asi asi

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Yeah, most people who ask that really don't care how you're doing.

I like the ones that feel the need to ask close family members of the dead at funeral homes

 

[ill]

asi asi

Bueno! Hasta la vista!

 

[Pitman]

Living the dream, it’s a nightmare, but it’s still a dream

 

[SJ76]

Give me a fucking cheeseburger asshole!!

 

[jjc2009]

“Wyatt I am rolling.”

 

[blindbaby]

I get that asked all day at work from customers. I just say "hello" and pretend I didn't really hear the question. Nobody really cares for your answer; I don't really care to answer it properly.

 

[blindbaby]

Give me a fucking cheeseburger asshole!!

Well, since I'm at a landfill transfer station, I guess I could say, "give me your half-eaten cheeseburgers, asshole!"

 

[Mondo]

Depends on how I am doing.

 

[Tomhusker]

"My left tittie nipple looks like Elvis, wanna smell my finger?

 

[SJ76]

Well, since I'm at a landfill transfer station, I guess I could say, "give me your half-eaten cheeseburgers, asshole!"

 

[TigerBait1971]

Same shit, different day.