Funky Friday

[Fish]

so you watched The Shape of Water, eh?

I don't know what that is, but the first gif I got was a guy doing a broad doggy.

Creature from the black lagoon was nowhere to be seen.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

@Winged_Wheel88 There's bird abuse in that video you should be aware of.

birds are WOKE bitch!!!!

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

That's it, just go ahead and rub it in you motherfucker

I'm ready to riot over this shit, don't make me start it in your neighborhood.

The transition to lib is complete

 

[RoyMunson]

I have no idea what you just said, but still funny.

I'm just glad I didn't do it on Chrome that was signed into my kid's school account.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

so you watched The Shape of Water, eh?

@SlinkyRedfoot says that is the best flick he has ever seen

 

[Fish]

The transition to lib is complete

I go where the money is.

 

[ill]

@SlinkyRedfoot says that is the best flick he has ever seen

did he buy the Shape of Water inspired dildo?

 

[Fish]

The transition to lib is complete

Wow, ill calls you a beta cuck yet you decide to insult me on your first post back?

No loyalty at all.

 

[MTVike]

That's it, just go ahead and rub it in you motherfucker

I'm ready to riot over this shit, don't make me start it in your neighborhood.

Sounds like you need to go back to work.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

did he buy the Shape of Water inspired dildo?

He didn't need to. He invented that shit!

 

[Fish]

Sounds like you need to go back to work.

I'm barely physically capable of fixing shit here at home, not sure how I'd hobble around up at the refinery without getting fired.
Was just talking about this with the wife the other day.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Wow, ill calls you a beta cuck yet you decide to insult me on your first post back?

No loyalty at all.

I take it back. Let's be friends.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

that's what he gets for being such a beta cuck

Because I bought furniture?

 

[MTVike]

I'm barely physically capable of fixing shit here at home, not sure how I'd hobble around up at the refinery without getting fired.
Was just talking about this with the wife the other day.

Walk around with a smoke hanging out of your mouth, a coffee in one hand and the other pointing at work to be done.

 

[Fish]

Walk around with a smoke hanging out of your mouth, a coffee in one hand and the other pointing at work to be done.

I refuse to turn into my father!

 

[RoyMunson]

Wow, ill calls you a beta cuck yet you decide to insult me on your first post back?

No loyalty at all.

how else would you describe a guy letting his wife whore for home improvement discounts?

 

[ill]

I refuse to turn into my father!

you don't want to be too bold....

 

[RoyMunson]

Walk around with a smoke hanging out of your mouth, a coffee in one hand and the other pointing at work to be done.

 

[Inquisitor]

I refuse to turn into my father!

Too late.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Cardinals were on MLB network yesterday. Flipped to it, black out. I also get black outs of the Cubs and White Sox.
Do these mother fuckers even know where I live? And black outs? When there are no ticket sales? WTF.
And I lost Fox Sports Midwest, exclusive broadcaster of the Cardinals because they wanted more money from Dish Network.

So I see there's a game on the Fox broadcast channel, Nationals vs. somebody, so I go to watch that. Fill in programming was on so I assume the game was cancelled due to "wokeness".

Fuck sports, fuck these motherfuckers, Fuck dish network, Fuck Chicago, Fuck Illinois, Fuck a bunch entitled white kids chasing people through the streets and then crying when they get fucking shot, Fuck all politicians, Fuck all bureaucrats, Fuck Manfred, Goodell, Silver, Lebron fucking James, and Steve Kerr.

Fuck you all and fuck 2020.