Funky Friday

[Fish]

Too late.

You obviously never met my old man.

My motto has always been to never ask anyone to do anything I wouldn't do myself.

Might be why my back's fucked up.

 

[basement bias]

See if mother nature cooperates tonight. Guess it's supposed to storm but nothing too severe.

 

[Fish]

Walk around with a smoke hanging out of your mouth, a coffee in one hand and the other pointing at work to be done.

We were pouring concrete in our old shop, the only person there who knew nothing about pouring concrete and had not done it was my dad.
Dad's running his mouth, "shouldn't you be doing this" and such shit.

Concrete finisher looks up and says "Hey Melvin, whatever you do don't sit that fucking coffee down".

I laughed so hard it hurt.

 

[Me]

reminds me of when I got my daughter's computer and was setting it up to force google safe search in DNS: Lock SafeSearch for devices & networks you manage - Google Search Help

so I edit the /etc/hosts to configure this and test it in Safari and everything works

Then I'm showing my wife... works in Safari, then I switch to Firefox and search for "porn". What was seen cannot be unseen. Come to find out that for some reason Firefox defaults to IPv6 so the above DNS hack does nothing. So I had to also disable IPv6 on the machine and then all browsers have forced google safe search...

*Cough*

Nerd

 

[RoyMunson]

*Cough*

Nerd

 

[Me]

Hour and a half at the dealership...bleh

 

[PeoplesChicken]

See if mother nature cooperates tonight. Guess it's supposed to storm but nothing too severe.

We are getting a storm presently

 

[Me]

We are getting a storm presently

SA was up in Cleveland this morning, and said they had heavy rain.

Rained here a couple hours ago, but the sun's out again.

 

[Fish]

Laura's pissing on us.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

SA was up in Cleveland this morning, and said they had heavy rain.

Rained here a couple hours ago, but the sun's out again.

Prolly gonna get humidly

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Laura's pissing on us.

@Not Duke of Douchington loves water sports

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Hour and a half at the dealership...bleh

Pass on the under coat...they don't even know what that is

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

@Not Duke of Douchington loves water sports

Kinda. Surfed a lot when I lived at the beach one summer.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Kinda. Surfed a lot when I lived at the beach one summer.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Rip. Rona got em

 

[RoyMunson]

Kinda. Surfed a lot when I lived at the beach one summer.

being a midget, the low center of gravity should help.

 

[Me]

Pass on the under coat...they don't even know what that is

Oil change and tire rotation

 

[basement bias]

We are getting a storm presently

Just some heavy rain here currently. None of it is from Laura, just the heat & humidity that was already here & cold front moving through.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Air conditioner company: "Which number should we call before we come over to confirm someone is home?"
Me: "Please do not call my wife, she will be in therapy and may not answer. Please call me."
A/C company: "OK".

Wife gets out of therapy and has a missed call from the AC company, and I never got a call.

 

[Me]

Air conditioner company: "Which number should we call before we come over to confirm someone is home?"
Me: "Please do not call my wife, she will be in therapy and may not answer. Please call me."
A/C company: "OK".

Wife gets out of therapy and has a missed call from the AC company, and I never got a call.

Why did you give them her number?