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I'd drink it.Looks like a pint of vodka, TBH.
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I'd drink it.Looks like a pint of vodka, TBH.
Hockey player broad made me a bunch of bath bombs for our first date
Douche dated hockey chickExplain yourself.
Raise your hand if you're surprised ill had used a bath bomb.....
A thing with a vagina that plays hockeyExplain yourself.
ExpoundExplain yourself.
This tooDouche dated hockey chick
Hockey chick gave him a gift, I guess
Douche scared of hockey chick. Won't play hockey
This is the oneThis is the one yousa skeert of, right?
Edit: Fork, ninchurroed.
It does smell gud.I'd drink it.
A thing with a vagina that plays hockey
You need to call Mrs Redfoot.Have to make a list in your phone. When she sees a commercial or mentions something that she’d like throughout the year, write it down and you have a running gift list for her.
Nope. 5’1”.How tall was she? 6 footer?
She must have seemed like an amazon to Douche thenHow tall was she? 6 footer?
Still much taller than you. I can understand why you are intimidatedNope. 5’1”.
Still much taller than you. I can understand why you are intimidated
don't fuck this up for me, Bob!Indoor Lobster sanctuaries are all the rage this holiday season.
I bought some gold earrings, jewelry is always a good fallback.You need to call Mrs Redfoot.
For the past three months, I've been dropping less than subtle hints about things, "oh, I just found out that hat I love is back in stock!," or "I've always wanted to try Thomas Keller's milk chocolates, but haven't wanted to buy them for myself."
This morning she tells me that she wants to have something for me to open, so please send her a link of what I might like. . .
At this point, I've only got six words for her: "anal sex" and "dry as a bone."
Nope. 5’1”.