this be Thursday

Raise your hand if you're surprised ill had used a bath bomb.....
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Have to make a list in your phone. When she sees a commercial or mentions something that she’d like throughout the year, write it down and you have a running gift list for her.
You need to call Mrs Redfoot.

For the past three months, I've been dropping less than subtle hints about things, "oh, I just found out that hat I love is back in stock!," or "I've always wanted to try Thomas Keller's milk chocolates, but haven't wanted to buy them for myself."

This morning she tells me that she wants to have something for me to open, so please send her a link of what I might like. . .

At this point, I've only got six words for her: "anal sex" and "dry as a bone."
 
You need to call Mrs Redfoot.

For the past three months, I've been dropping less than subtle hints about things, "oh, I just found out that hat I love is back in stock!," or "I've always wanted to try Thomas Keller's milk chocolates, but haven't wanted to buy them for myself."

This morning she tells me that she wants to have something for me to open, so please send her a link of what I might like. . .

At this point, I've only got six words for her: "anal sex" and "dry as a bone."
I bought some gold earrings, jewelry is always a good fallback.

She also dropped hints about perfume. I ask what kind, she says, whatever you think is nice. Shit. I take pictures of all the smells she already has, so I don't buy the same shit. I notice one of them is "Green Tea". Look it up and learn that company also makes "White Tea". Hit the mall, find the kiosk, ask the lady, smell, score.
 
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