Early Tuesday Thread

[iII]

Late night boiling lobsters ahead of me so I figured I’d get this bad boy started early.

 

[iII]

Unloaded the dishwasher, put my slippers away. Might cook a steak for 1 later. Goes good w the sea creatures I now live with.

 

[Me]

Unloaded the dishwasher, put my slippers away. Might cook a steak for 1 later. Goes good w the sea creatures I now live with.

It's not Tuesday

 

[iII]

It's not Tuesday

It’s almost Tuesday and I’m booked tonight so deal with it meat head.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

It's not Tuesday

 

[Earl Haffler]

It's not Tuesday

He seems very disoriented

 

[Me]

It’s almost Tuesday and I’m booked tonight so deal with it meat head.

I might not make it to Tuesday.

And I know this is a triple "i" account douche. I'm not a moron

 

[iII]

I might not make it to Tuesday.

And I know this is a triple "i" account douche. I'm not a moron

You’re not a moron, you’re a giant meat head idiot.

 

[iII]

He seems very disoriented

Im just efficient.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I might not make it to Tuesday.

And I know this is a triple "i" account douche. I'm not a moron

 

[Earl Haffler]

Im just efficient.

I would use a different word

 

[ill]

You’re not a moron, you’re a giant meat head idiot.

gob's not a meathead, Bob.

 

[iII]

gob's not a meathead, Bob.

@Forum Nazi please ban ^

 

[ill]

glad I made this thread yesterday.

good morning

 

[Handicappers]

what kind of dumb fuck makes an alt and uses an existing screen name?

Derrrrrrrr

 

[ill]

 

[DJ Fieri]

Morning all.

 

[DJ Fieri]

WTF?

 

[Jean]

Hi boys

 

[AllAltsAreBastards]

Fisting my wife last night and our oldest walked in. She was all like "what are you doing to mom?" So I had to lie and say "mommies having a baby". Now I have to kidnap an infant or she'll know I lied. Parenting is hard I tell ya.