Early Tuesday Thread

[RobBase]

Oh, I don't make Alts

I’m above alts.

 

[Earl Haffler]

I don't swing that way, Bob. Sorry.

Give me your current location. I want to see how gay you are. I hear you are a democrat

 

[Earl Haffler]

You're a sad and pathetic person.

Even though its virtual you still smell like shit.

 

[Rock Strongho]

I don't swing that way, Bob. Sorry.

I consider that non answer as acknowledging the stealth humblebrag

 

[Earl Haffler]

I consider that non answer as acknowledging the stealth humblebrag

You are correct. In fact I don't think you have ever been so correct

 

[Earl Haffler]

@Dole ver 2.0 @DJRox

You must be asleep. Because we all know you ain't at work

 

[stakesarehigh]

Urban Dictionary: Manlet

None

www.urbandictionary.com

Gob has a neck though

At least he used to...idk anymore maybe he let it slip

 

[Earl Haffler]

@GNG
I heard there will be a Klan rally later today. Ya goin?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Late night boiling lobsters

What are you doing with them? Lobster rolls?

 

[Guy Incognito]

Gob has a neck though

At least he used to...idk anymore maybe he let it slip

That's more @Flavortown Tebow's speed, TBH.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Fisting my wife last night and our oldest walked in. She was all like "what are you doing to mom?" So I had to lie and say "mommies having a baby". Now I have to kidnap an infant or she'll know I lied. Parenting is hard I tell ya.

Did you happen to find my wallet? I think I left it in there.

 

[Rock Strongho]

Did you happen to find my wallet? I think I left it in there.

Hopefully on the nightstand and not in.... well you know

 

[ill]

I consider that non answer as acknowledging the stealth humblebrag

humblebrag?

because I am buying lobsters for Christmas dinner?

let me tell you about my talking bike...

 

[White Knight]

I heard there will be a Klan rally later today. Ya goin?

The rally with 52 people in attendance?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

That was such a funny tirade.

I'm forty and a half!

 

[RobBase]

That's more @Flavortown Tebow's speed, TBH.

Under 5’ 5” is a midget.

 

[Hu War Yu]

@GNG
I heard there will be a Klan rally later today. Ya goin?

 

[ill]

wood

 

[Rock Strongho]

humblebrag?

because I am buying lobsters for Christmas dinner?

let me tell you about my talking bike...

 

[ill]

you have a real low bar for what is a humblebrag if you think buying lobster is extravagant.