I got banned for life from a bar last night

[Illustrious Potentate]

Been kicked out of several, but never banned. Congrats

Tackle a bouncer and you can pop your cherry. I overreacted, but I really don't like hands near my throat.

 

[HammerDown]

You got Wychecked?

You'd love seeing the video. I couldn't believe it was me. Good thing I was basically in the right, was cooperative after-the-fact and Wade the bouncer was my friend; he's 6' 6" 400 and when Wade pushes you, you go flying.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

How do you guys remember this stuff? Back in my going out days I never remembered what happened New Years Eve.

I don't black out much. I drink a lot, sometimes I make an ass out of myself, but 99% of the time, I remember it.

 

[Fish]

Miss my bouncing days. Especially New Years. Broke up a big fight on New Years Eve one year literally as the countdown was going on lol

Another New Years I made 2k in 5 hours just taking bribes to cut the line. Great times.

Volunteer bartender at the Elks one new years eve, got between 2 guys wanting to fight and got reprimanded next meeting. They said if I'd just have let them fight we could have banned both of their worthless asses.

Then at 10 till midnight some asshole says we'd like 2 iced teas. I'm like you've got to be fucking kidding. So I go in the back and make iced tea and take it to him. He looks at me like I'm an idiot and in his nonunderstandable southern drawl says NO, ASTI SPUMANTE, CHAMPAGNE DAMMIT!

 

[redseat]

I got '86'ed in 2015 from a neighborhood bar where I met my ex-gf and was best friends with the head bartender. It was one of the best things that ever happened to me. Was deeply ashamed to get called down the next morning and watch the video with my buddy and the owner and told not to come back but it was a turning point in my life.

Yet you are still a dick

 

[Kburjr]

I don't black out much. I drink a lot, sometimes I make an ass out of myself, but 99% of the time, I remember it.

I see it as a defense mechanism. Can't testify to something you don't remember.

 

[Fish]

Tackle a bouncer and you can pop your cherry. I overreacted, but I really don't like hands near my throat.

I don't like to be touched by strangers period.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I don't like to be touched by strangers period.

I don't either, but I doubt I would have reacted the way I did if he would have just nudged me towards the door.

 

[Bender]

They don't call it amateur night for nothing.

 

[stakesarehigh]

Been kicked out of several, but never banned. Congrats

Same here. Actually got kicked out once by my friends gf. Can't recall any banning

Probably a dozen or so kicked out

 

[White Knight]

Tackle a bouncer and you can pop your cherry. I overreacted, but I really don't like hands near my throat.

Do stupid things and expect consequences.

 

[White Knight]

I don't like to be touched by strangers period.

How about a hot woman?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Do stupid things and expect consequences.

You don't say

 

[White Knight]

sometimes I make an ass out of myself.

We know.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

We know.

Sick burn man

 

[redseat]

You'd love seeing the video. I couldn't believe it was me. Good thing I was basically in the right, was cooperative after-the-fact and Wade the bouncer was my friend; he's 6' 6" 400 and when Wade pushes you, you go flying.

Wish you still had video (not that you did) but I'd love to see it..

 

[batchaps4me]

I fully understand why I got kicked out. I snuck a water bottle full of shine into a bar, I was still buying shots, but was also drinking my shine, that's a no-no, and I knew the risk when I took it in there. Why I got banned for life though, on my way out, I wasn't arguing with the bouncer or anything, but there were a few old friends on the way out that I stopped to talk with before leaving. Bouncer then decided to grab me by my shirt near my neck, and I reacted. I tackled the dude to the ground, but then before I could even throw a punch, I had 3 other bouncers tackle me off of him. My buddies and some people I didn't know cooled the situation down. Then I was told, the bouncer won't press charges, but I'm not welcome there anymore. That's fine with me. I'm not really a bar goer anyways.

I have been kicked off an island that was owned by the very same Navy that made me an NCO ... they put me and three of my buddies on a freakin tug and sent us back to our boat.

 

[ojb81]

I got '86'ed in 2015 from a neighborhood bar where I met my ex-gf and was best friends with the head bartender. It was one of the best things that ever happened to me. Was deeply ashamed to get called down the next morning and watch the video with my buddy and the owner and told not to come back but it was a turning point in my life.

what did you do?

 

[White Knight]

My wife and I spent a quiet New Years Eve with some friends. We enjoyed king crab for dinner and celebrated after with champagne.

 

[HammerDown]

Wish you still had video (not that you did) but I'd love to see it..

It was one helluva night, everyone getting along, I was about to get laid with some nice strange, was sitting there during a break in karaoke and some asshole walks up and starts threatening my little short buddy Travis (nicest dude in the world who'd do anything for anybody) and I fuckin lost it.