I got banned for life from a bar last night

GNG said:
If I cared what folks thought of me I wouldn't post on a message board. I actually enjoy the notoriety.
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Never been banned from a bar, but I have been thrown out a couple times.
 
makes something up to impress people or seem bad ass -> gets called on his bullshit -> "I was just kidding, people take this too seriously" -> "I don't care what people think of me" -> goes back to badmining himself/openly contradicting himself/posting old articles

We're in the "I don't care" part of the Gigi cycle

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steelerssb said:
makes something up to impress people or seem bad ass -> gets called on his bullshit -> "I was just kidding, people take this too seriously" -> "I don't care what people think of me" -> goes back to badmining himself/openly contradicting himself/posting old articles

We're in the "I don't care" part of the Gigi cycle

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I'm living rent free in your head 24/7.
 
JFC :L
 
Bouncers are the worst. Glorified doormen who think they can tell you how you can live your life. Right up there with those weasely carnival cruise line captains.

Has that shitty boat company gone bankrupt yet?!
 
moxie said:
Bouncers are the worst. Glorified doormen who think they can tell you how you can live your life. Right up there with those weasely carnival cruise line captains.

Has that shitty boat company gone bankrupt yet?!
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Just don't get the roid rage power-trippers. Only ever had one bad experience with a bouncer, we had that in college where a random dude threw ice off a roof bar, a friend at the table I was at peaked his head over the rail to see what it was all about and the muscles magoo meathead thought that meant we did it and kicked us all out.

The happy ending to the story was he got suspended and later left because we had a cellphone video of him violently shoving over girl with us who was a third his size while we were walking out and she threatened legal action. Still can't fucking believed that worked.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Loose the coverall, comb hair, trim beard, new chewbaccer.
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broncosmitty said:
I was picturing more of a hip hop theme. Ear rings, sweatpants that are real tight in the calves, high top white Jordans...

Bouncers aren’t trained well enough to see through that.
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yeah but if somebody suspects it’s him all they have to do is just put a hand near his neck and it’s game over
 
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