I got banned for life from a bar last night

Illustrious Potentate said:
I fully understand why I got kicked out. I snuck a water bottle full of shine into a bar, I was still buying shots, but was also drinking my shine, that's a no-no, and I knew the risk when I took it in there. Why I got banned for life though, on my way out, I wasn't arguing with the bouncer or anything, but there were a few old friends on the way out that I stopped to talk with before leaving. Bouncer then decided to grab me by my shirt near my neck, and I reacted. I tackled the dude to the ground, but then before I could even throw a punch, I had 3 other bouncers tackle me off of him. My buddies and some people I didn't know cooled the situation down. Then I was told, the bouncer won't press charges, but I'm not welcome there anymore. That's fine with me. I'm not really a bar goer anyways.
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You should turn that incident into a country and western song or a rap song.

"I done snuck my shine into a bar
got caught before I got too far
I broke a rule cause I was a fool and
they grabbed me before I got to my car.
The bouncer bounced and I pounced
But his friends then trounced and kicked my ass
All for nothing but that little glass
After all this strife I was banned for life."



Go for it.
 
GNG said:
Yep, he just keeps repeating himself.
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That's how message boards, and conversations in general work.


The cool thing about message boards, is you don't have to participate. You can just fuck off to another thread.
 
beardown07 said:
The cool thing about message boards, is you don't have to participate.
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Yes, I chose to participate but I don't keep repeating myself as that hillbilly does.
 
LOL @GNG

stupid nicki minaj GIF
 
GNG said:
Yes, I chose to participate but I don't keep repeating myself as that hillbilly does.
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Except you kinda are.

GNG said:
You keep repeating this incident over and over. You seem to have mental scars from that experience.
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GNG said:
We all know that you have anger management issues. Someday maybe you'll become a responsible adult.
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GNG said:
Being a responsible adult may be boring but it's better than getting the snot beaten out of you.
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GNG said:
No, it's something a responsible adult would say.
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GNG said:
Yep, he just keeps repeating himself.
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GNG said:
Yes, I chose to participate but I don't keep repeating myself as that hillbilly does.
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Just sayin:kermit:
 
lulz
 
GNG said:
You are the one that seems backed into a corner. Your friends white knighting you doesn't help your situation.
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I think it's more they think you're a worthless dumbass and they want to pile on than them defending me.
 
GNG said:
They most likely pity you. What they think of me is irrelevant.
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They're wasting good pity if they're using it on me. Everyone has the same low opinion of you.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
They're wasting good pity if they're using it on me. Everyone has the same low opinion of you.
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If I cared what folks thought of me I wouldn't post on a message board. I actually enjoy the notoriety.
 
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