tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

[BigRedMoe]

And his giant feet the size of a bedrock

Of course, that's the basis for the entire hypothesis.

 

[wings-pens2166]

Those 2 numbers together would be more than the last 5 GFs I had.

Cut the shit, Jethro, I don't do fat chicks.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Seriously, congratulations. Just make sure you find something you can stick to. Losing weight is hard; keeping it off is harder.

Congrats for what? That's nothing more than a good bowel movement.

 

[moxie]

Ew. I don't eat the raisins

 

[BigRedMoe]

Ew. I don't eat the raisins

Just buy Corn Flakes then. *checks off daily corn promotion from list*

 

[williewilliejuan]

Congrats for what? That's nothing more than a good bowel movement.

Any time you post a weigh difference in red is worthy of encouragement. He won’t always put up numbers like that, but you gotta keep trying.

 

[moxie]

don't you fucking lie to me


I saw you scouting the motor scooter charging area at Walmart for women.

Hey- honky. Don't you ever say i'm whiter than you. I saw that pic of your skinned knee and you're practically clear, casper!

 

[Hu War Yu]

Ew. I don't eat the raisins

Seems like a waste of time and money

 

[wings-pens2166]

no kidding, my dad also ran an upholstery business, and he made all us kids work for him during the summers

you're singing my song, Brother!

when I turned 12, my dad told me my name was on that building too and I was going to "earn" my keep. made me work for him every summer. I started out making one whole dollar an hour!

while I love my father, I knew pretty quick that wasn't the life for me. My younger brother took to it like a fish to water though and runs the business now.

 

[moxie]

Just buy Corn Flakes then. *checks off daily corn promotion from list*

It's not the same! We've been over this! First of all, they are bran flakes, not corn and second, if you buy plain bran flakes, you can't replicate the correct dusting of sugar that regular raisin bran leaves behind on the flakes. Trust me, I've studied this topic extensively since I was about 7 years old.

 

[moxie]

Seems like a waste of time and money

okay, dole, okay

 

[BigRedMoe]

Hey- honky. Don't you ever say i'm whiter than you. I saw that pic of your skinned knee and you're practically clear, casper!

 

[Mofo]

Raisin Bran, Raisin Bran Crunch (considered dessert cereal), and Raisin Nut Bran are the only cereals we allow in the house anymore.

Compressed cardboard with guinea pig turds in it? Hope you use a lot of milk.

 

[wings-pens2166]

Seriously, congratulations. Just make sure you find something you can stick to. Losing weight is hard; keeping it off is harder.

especially the older you get

 

[BigRedMoe]

It's not the same! We've been over this! First of all, they are bran flakes, not corn and second, if you buy plain bran flakes, you can't replicate the correct dusting of sugar that regular raisin bran leaves behind on the flakes. Trust me, I've studied this topic extensively since I was about 7 years old.

You will switch to Corn Flakes!!!

 

[Camfantasy]

Hey- honky. Don't you ever say i'm whiter than you. I saw that pic of your skinned knee and you're practically clear, casper!

lulz that's just my knees homie. Them bitches haven't seen the sun since the Bush administration.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Compressed cardboard with guinea pig turds in it? Hope you use a lot of milk.

Negative, but I've cracked a few toilets in my day.

 

[huskers1217]

Is that a legit weight loss or did you just get unconstipated?

its legit.

 

[Hu War Yu]

you're singing my song, Brother!

when I turned 12, my dad told me my name was on that building too and I was going to "earn" my keep. made me work for him every summer. I started out making one whole dollar an hour!

while I love my father, I knew pretty quick that wasn't the life for me. My younger brother took to it like a fish to water though and runs the business now.

I was awful at it. SOME things I could do well, like headliners and carpet. But I was terrible with the sewing machine. I was the guy they sent out in the 100 degree heat to take things apart or put back together. One of my older brothers was better at it than me, and he tried to take over for our dad but he didn't have the best business sense. The rest of us got outta dodge

 

[moxie]

You will switch to Corn Flakes!!!

MAAAAALLAAAAAAAACHIIIIIIIIII!!