tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

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I thought you were a virus

cyrus the virus



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Who the hell trusts food delivery?
While pizza delivery is a long-established thing, I stopped getting pizza delivered when I realized delivery girls don't behave like they do in porn flicks and State Farm commercials.
 
While pizza delivery is a long-established thing, I stopped getting pizza delivered when I realized delivery girls don't behave like they do in porn flicks and State Farm commercials.

Dole to delivery girl: "I don't have money for a tip, but I will fuck your ass".

Delivery girl: "I guess that's something".
 
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