tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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Hu War Yu said:
LOL @ all you dog likers letting those puny runts ruin your lives
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my freakin wife wants a dog.

I tell her. I want nothin to do with the little piece of shit.

wife gets dog. dog shits in the den. wife looks at me and says its my turn to clean it up.


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fuck that noise.
 
huskers1217 said:
my freakin wife wants a dog.

I tell her. I want nothin to do with the little piece of shit.

wife gets dog. dog shits in the den. wife looks at me and says its my turn to clean it up.


:mad2:


fuck that noise.
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Same thing with my kids. I know I'll end up being the one who walks it the most, cleans up after it the most, has to force its worm medicine down its throat, has to dig that piece of plastic out of its maw, has to get bit while trying to clip its freakishly long nails, eck settra.

Our downstairs neighbors gave in and got their kids a dog, but the mom is the one who spends most of the time with it.
 
moxie said:
Popsicles, Uncrustables, fish sticks, toaster strudel, It's It, mac & cheese balls, French bread pizza
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I have every one of those except for the fish sticks. lol
 
moxie said:
FINE! Support rip-off artists! Fatty!


btw - all this cookie talk got me feeling snackish so I peeped the freezer. I'm either high when I'm at the grocery store or let an 8 year old shop for me:
Popsicles, Uncrustables, fish sticks, toaster strudel, It's It, mac & cheese balls, French bread pizza :facepalm:

Decided to make cookies instead, but I'm out of cream of tartar. Wish me luck substituting it with baking powder!
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shut up woman!!!!

I've lost 30 lbs in January. I have to keep going so you all stop making fun of me..

it hurts my feelers...
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
I wouldn't kick this Swede out of bed, either!

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That whole family is in more movies than people realize!
 
huskers1217 said:
shut up woman!!!!

I've lost 30 lbs in January. I have to keep going so you all stop making fun of me..

it hurts my feelers...
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Way to go, fatty! I gave you a cheeseburger for your accomplishment! Are you still doing the intermittent fasting? Or was it keto?
 
Also- anyone know what kind of birds these are? I swear to christ, the wingspan was at least 4 feet! They were friggin' YUUUUUGE and they were eyeing this little pup like she was a tasty sausage! :shocked: I hustled my ass home, quick!

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moxie said:
Also- anyone know what kind of birds these are? I swear to christ, the wingspan was at least 4 feet! They were friggin' YUUUUUGE and they were eyeing this little pup like she was a tasty sausage! :shocked: I hustled my ass home, quick!

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Calm down theyre pigeons.
 
beardown07 said:
Ok, so here's the deal. Facebook, PETA, Petsmart employees, will shame the fuck out of you if you dare suggest not getting the harness leash. Neck collar leashes are like the equivalent beating your kid with a spatula in today's world.

I'm here to tell you. Fuck that harness so much. That shit is fer big dogs. Thee ONLY way my dog will fucking shit is if you kinda "choke" it out of her. lel. She'll pace back and forth like a meth head waiting for his meth head dealer that forgot he was supposed to sell some meth. With the harness, your tugs to fucking move the fuck on form that particular pile of shit, mean nothing to her. I need the neck. I don't have time for their shit. :biggrin:
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LOL, if we put a harness on Bjorn, he would be in control on walks, even with his fucked up knees. We use a pinch collar on him otherwise he'd drag everyone in my family but me down the street.
 
Hu War Yu said:
Same thing with my kids. I know I'll end up being the one who walks it the most, cleans up after it the most, has to force its worm medicine down its throat, has to dig that piece of plastic out of its maw, has to get bit while trying to clip its freakishly long nails, eck settra.

Our downstairs neighbors gave in and got their kids a dog, but the mom is the one who spends most of the time with it.
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Tip from an old greyhound breeder: de-worm your dogs by feeding them a few jalapenos a day for a few days.
 
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