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tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.
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Its back up now.
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Damn Moderna.I died.
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Same. I'm just pissed because this spreadsheet I'm doing is all fucking manual. Who the hell created this piece of shit?! Did they not know about formulas or goddamn templates?! Now I'm going to have to create one in my "free time" because this is booshit, yo.
Become one with the data, grasshopper.
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When there would be one of those days where it seemed like everything was just going wonky, a former boss of mine (who, yes, was way out there) would say in all seriousness, "Mercury must be in retrograde."
Today is one of those days.
Today is one of those days.
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Kick it back to the owner?
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You should have called her an idiot and told her to stop blaming astronomical bodies for her problems.
Leap year
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You should have called her an idiot and told her to stop blaming astronomical bodies for her problems.
I just either rolled my eyes or laughed at him whenever he'd say it.
It obviously made an impression, though, 'cause I think of it every damn time there's a day like this (which, fortunately, are few and far between).
Didn't know you work with Marianne Williamson
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Hahahahaha ... uh, no.
I don't think she'd hire someone who, at the first opportunity, would tell her to take her crystals and shove them up her ass.
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It always annoys me when people in the healthcare field will bring up the moon being full as an excuse for behavioral changes or patient volume in hospitals.
I'll say so what about the moon being full do you think causes this change?
Them: probably the increase in light or something
Me: did you know that one street light outside of your house is about 180x as bright as a full moon?
Them: maybe it's not the light.... Maybe it's the gravity.
Me: did you know the pillow under your head at night has close to a million times the gravitational force on your head as the moon ever will?
Them: Damnit, IDK how it works I just know that it does!
Me:
One of my best friends in college is in social work and swears by the full moon thing with some clients. I really should just say no you just work with some cuckoos.It always annoys me when people in the healthcare field will bring up the moon being full as an excuse for behavioral changes or patient volume in hospitals.
I'll say so what about the moon being full do you think causes this change?
Them: probably the increase in light or something
Me: did you know that one street light outside of your house is about 180x as bright as a full moon?
Them: maybe it's not the light.... Maybe it's the gravity.
Me: did you know the pillow under your head at night has close to a million times the gravitational force on your head as the moon ever will?
Them: Damnit, IDK how it works I just know that it does!
Me:
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It always annoys me when people in the healthcare field will bring up the moon being full as an excuse for behavioral changes or patient volume in hospitals.
I'll say so what about the moon being full do you think causes this change?
Them: probably the increase in light or something
Me: did you know that one street light outside of your house is about 180x as bright as a full moon?
Them: maybe it's not the light.... Maybe it's the gravity.
Me: did you know the pillow under your head at night has close to a million times the gravitational force on your head as the moon ever will?
Them: Damnit, IDK how it works I just know that it does!
Me:
Oh, FFS.
Everyone know the only thing the full moon does is transform certain people into werewolves.
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