tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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gobigred said:
lows in the negatives.
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ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
@moxie I thought of you (and your little dog, too) when I saw these this morning.


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hehehe... I just spanked her ass for growling & snapping at me for no reason.


I mean, unless she thought I was after her stupid ass bone when I was trying to straighten the sofa cushions :heh: I didn't realize it was tucked in there and she started losing her shit and i didn't know why until after I yelled at her to get her monkey ass off the couch. It's so funny when she gets pissed though. Her entire body tenses up and she curls herself into a ball around my hand. I love messin' with her :laugh:
 
moxie said:
hehehe... I just spanked her ass for growling & snapping at me for no reason.


I mean, unless she thought I was after her stupid ass bone when I was trying to straighten the sofa cushions :heh: I didn't realize it was tucked in there and she started losing her shit and i didn't know why until after I yelled at her to get her monkey ass off the couch. It's so funny when she gets pissed though. Her entire body tenses up and she curls herself into a ball around my hand. I love messin' with her :laugh:
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I thought yelling at em' is what they are for? Therapeutic en shit.

Speaking of dumb fucking dogs, my tard just had a huge dollop of tree snow fall on her dumb poofy head and it is thus far, the highlight of my day.
 
beardown07 said:
I thought yelling at em' is what they are for? Therapeutic en shit.

Speaking of dumb fucking dogs, my tard just had a huge dollop of tree snow fall on her dumb poofy head and it is thus far, the highlight of my day.
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Does she like playing in the snow? I was walking around some streams the other day and was trying to see if dingleberry liked swimming. She got her little feetses wet, got skurrrt then fucked off into the trees. Sissy. She gon' learn in the summer!
 
moxie said:
Does she like playing in the snow? I was walking around some streams the other day and was trying to see if dingleberry liked swimming. She got her little feetses wet, got skurrrt then fucked off into the trees. Sissy. She gon' learn in the summer!
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Loves it. It is a detriment to potty time cuz she's so distracted by it.
 
moxie said:
Brrr! Cold giner! :shocked:
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haha...that breed does better in cold than hot climates. They struggle in the dead of summer. Prolly walk her more in the winter.
 
beardown07 said:
haha...that breed does better in cold than hot climates. They struggle in the dead of summer. Prolly walk her more in the winter.
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Do you shear her short in the summer? I need to get this turd to the groomers. Still haven't booked an appointment since that fat fuck at Petco pissed me off.
 
South park is still the goat

Stan: my uncle says he is going to take me hunting in Africa

Cartman: my mom says there are a lot of black people in Africa

Lulz
 
moxie said:
Do you shear her short in the summer? I need to get this turd to the groomers. Still haven't booked an appointment since that fat fuck at Petco pissed me off.
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We groom er every couple of months er so regardless. It's not so much excess fur er anything like that, it's more that they don't shed, and the fur they do have doesn't really protect them from the sun. She's like a little piggy under the fur. All pink en shit.

They can actually get fucking sunburned I guess!? Cold doesn't bother her at all tho, unless we're talking sub zero en shit
 
Motherfuck. They paid out a bunch of my vacation that I had over-accrued for 2020. After all the deductions, even though I grossed double my normal pay, I took home less than 50%. :mad2:
 
beardown07 said:
We groom er every couple of months er so regardless. It's not so much excess fur er anything like that, it's more that they don't shed, and the fur they do have doesn't really protect them from the sun. She's like a little piggy under the fur. All pink en shit.

They can actually get fucking sunburned I guess!? Cold doesn't bother her at all tho, unless we're talking sub zero en shit
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Yeah, this one's hair isn't really growing that much, just around her face needs trimming up and her goddamn nails. I HATE doing it because they're pitch black and I can't see where the quick is.
 
moxie said:
Yeah, this one's hair isn't really growing that much, just around her face needs trimming up and her goddamn nails. I HATE doing it because they're pitch black and I can't see where the quick is.
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She gets badly matted if we go too long without grooming her. Then she for sure gets shaved. Ya, and fuck trimming their nails. I think tWife has like a grinder deal that she claims is easier?
 
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