tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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moxie said:
I legit have a fear that I'm going to do that one day. I have recurring nightmares about it. That, and riding a killer whale as it dives hundreds of feet above and below the surface of the water.
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"Above" the water? Can those motherfuckerin' Orcas fly now?!?!?
 
steelerssb said:
God damn hooligans. Actually I can't talk, I used to shoplift from a dining hall as a freshman then ended up working there and had to kick people out for doing that.

Funny how that works.

I'm not sure I ever shoplifted from an actual store but I'd be lying if I said I didn't scheme a way to take a giant Paula Dean cutout from Walmart to put in our dorm lounge
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Weird kink, bruv. No judgment here. *silently judges*
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Nothing worse than creepy ass neighbors.
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My parents' neighbor's son was menacing them. My bro found him online and we learned that he's a two-bit woman-beating burglar and became very concerned.

My bro and I walked over there and talked him one day when he was outside.

He was never a problem after that.
 
HammerDown said:
My parents' neighbor's son was menacing them. My bro found him online and we learned that he's a two-bit woman-beating burglar and became very concerned.

My bro and I walked over there and talked him one day when he was outside.

He was never a problem after that.
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So...

I bought 2 Chromecasts in the last few days and signed up for Youtube TV so Google can track my TV watching now.

I have a google WiFI system so they can track my internet usage.

I have a google phone so they can track my physical location.

and I have google voice assistant hardware setup in almost every room in the house so they can hear me.



does this make your schizophrenia cringe? lulz
 
Camfantasy said:
So...

I bought 2 Chromecasts in the last few days and signed up for Youtube TV so Google can track my TV watching now.

I have a google WiFI system so they can track my internet usage.

I have a google phone so they can track my physical location.

and I have google voice assistant hardware setup in almost every room in the house so they can hear me.



does this make your schizophrenia cringe? lulz
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Camfantasy said:
So...

I bought 2 Chromecasts in the last few days and signed up for Youtube TV so Google can track my TV watching now.

I have a google WiFI system so they can track my internet usage.

I have a google phone so they can track my physical location.

and I have google voice assistant hardware setup in almost every room in the house so they can hear me.



does this make your schizophrenia cringe? lulz
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Google in a Hal2000 voice: "Just trust us, Cam."
Cam: "Okay!"
 
HammerDown said:
My parents' neighbor's son was menacing them. My bro found him online and we learned that he's a two-bit woman-beating burglar and became very concerned.

My bro and I walked over there and talked him one day when he was outside.

He was never a problem after that.
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Woman-beaters are usually giant pussies.
 
wasn't a fan of this the first time

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beardown07 said:
Gotta meet a builder at an unfinished house at 9. :pout:
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Ugh. What's your temp there right now? It was 3 when I got to work. Not too bad really. I don't think I can tell a difference between 15 and -15.
 
BigRedMoe said:
Ugh. What's your temp there right now? It was 3 when I got to work. Not too bad really. I don't think I can tell a difference between 15 and -15.
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Standing temp. is -2.

Feels like is -20.
 
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