Thursday - National Drink Wine Day

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i wish i was
 
I definitely look at someone who can't eat gluten as disabled.
Oh that's just what he needs. Then he can get a permit and park his orange Charger real close to the Walmart
 



Here's Douche just the other day. Prancing out of a Circle K after purchasing some gluten free Lorna Doone's
 
I definitely look at someone who can't eat gluten as disabled.

I remember going to dinner with a bunch of people at a conference and this dude brings his wife who can't eat gluten. Late in the night I'm pretty hammered and we're talking about her gluten problem and I'm pretty sure the point at which they stopped talking to me is when I said: "damn, if I couldn't ever eat pizza again I think I'd kill myself"
 
thursday afternoon seems a perfect time to get drunk and play some cones of dunshire.

that doesn't sound like porn, but I'm guessing porn.
 
I remember going to dinner with a bunch of people at a conference and this dude brings his wife who can't eat gluten. Late in the night I'm pretty hammered and we're talking about her gluten problem and I'm pretty sure the point at which they stopped talking to me is when I said: "damn, if I couldn't ever eat pizza again I think I'd kill myself"

My neighbor has the gluten thing and all she does is talk about it half the night we are ever around her. It's annoying
 
I don't think I've had that kind of thing in over thirty years.
I rarely have them, I think I've had spaghettios or trader joe o's about 5 times in the past 20 years, one just happened to be this week.
 
Tell her to stuff a cream stick in her hole and STFU

Sad thing is I have more to talk to her about than her husband...Mr I don't like sports or have an opinion about anything. I guess they're perfect since she has an opinion on everything. He's milk. Whatever.
 
gluten free people are almost as annoying as Vegans...

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people who don't drink suck like this too

thinking they are all high and mighty.
 
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