tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[moxie]

i had to get my little cunt of a cat off the god damned roof at 330 this morning

She's prolly like, "thanks! See you up here again in 24 hours, bech!"

 

[gobigred]

i had to get my little cunt of a cat off the god damned roof at 330 this morning

What you do for pussy

 

[Dolemite censored]

i had to get my little cunt of a cat off the god damned roof at 330 this morning

Was it a hot tin roof?

 

[Dolemite censored]

What you do for pussy

I only pay for what I need.

 

[gobigred]

I only pay for what I need.

Well @Camfantasy is a ginger so it’s the only pussy he can get

 

[moxie]

I only pay for what I need.

And you only get what you pay for

 

[Dolemite censored]

Was it a hot tin roof?

 

[Dolemite censored]

And you only get what you pay for

If its really good, I'll leave a $5 tip.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I mean, relationships are complicated. Suppose you take this chick on a cruise (post-covid) and she winds up making a drunk scene in front of everybody and she gets thrown in the brig?

Who needs that?

 

[moxie]

Is this going to be boring or am I going to see something cool?

 

[gobigred]

I mean, relationships are complicated. Suppose you take this chick on a cruise (post-covid) and she winds up making a drunk scene in front of everybody and she gets thrown in the brig?

Who needs that?

We know you don’t wanna take @moxie on a cruise because she would do that and I’m sure spend more than her $10 weekly allowance you give her

 

[CorpRebel]

Is this going to be boring or am I going to see something cool?

 

[Dolemite censored]

 

[BigRedMoe]

We know you don’t wanna take @moxie on a cruise because she would do that and I’m sure spend more than her $10 weekly allowance you give her

LOL, double bern.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

@huskers1217

I got tears from this one.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Is this going to be boring or am I going to see something cool?

Those NASA people celebrating the landing sounded like they just had sex.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Looks like the Space Race is on again.

 

[moxie]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! Don't these assholes have any friggin' pride?! A stupid Speed Bingo was set up for the hour and these hoes were dicking around for 20 minutes, trying to figure out how to PLAY FUCKING BINGO?! This one chick is all, "Can you repeat the last X? I missed them." WTF?! First of all, tough shit, it's SPEED BINGO, KEEP UP! Second of all, there's a running list on the goddamn screen!!

I think it's best I decline these "team building" events in the future. That was really annoying.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

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You just made my damn day with that.
Marvin the Martian is one of my favorite cartoon characters of all time.

 

[moxie]

Those NASA people celebrating the landing sounded like they just had sex.

Aw, hell. Missed the landing because I was too busy wanting to punch my screen!