New Sump Pump At 2AM Monday Thread

[RobBase]

Sump pumps are on bikes?

My bike story is intertwined into the thread. You should buy a bike shop because you check off all the other required boxes.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

My bike story is intertwined into the thread. You should buy a bike shop because you check off all the other required boxes.

what boxes

 

[Me]

what boxes

He described the guy as a manlet

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

He described the guy as a manlet

he also said he was bald. I have flow

 

[RobBase]

Sump pumps are on bikes?

And I'm sorry. I forgot it's 2021 and we are all progressive and shit now. If men wanna do female stuff, that's "normal". Sorry Uncle Joe.

It’s just that you’re beating a dead horse. We get it. You wake up at 3AM during growing hours and lift. You speak to nobody and basically live life like that War Machine MMA guy. Minus the six pack.

 

[Me]

I wrapped my beef to help keep the burn away. Recorded amounts on a spreadsheet

cut	unit	number
ground beef	1 lb	20 + 50ish
patties	2 lb	6
T Bone	2 steaks	3
brisket	6 lb	1
tenderloin	2 steaks	1
ribeye	2 steaks	3	1 single steak
oxtail	2 lb	1
skirt steak	1 lb	2
stew meat	1 lb	3
sirloin	1 lb	4
round	4 lb	3
swissing steak	3 lb	1
sirloin tip roast	4 lb	1
chuck roast	3 lb	4
rump roast	2 lb	1
english roast	2 lb	1
arm roast	2 lb	1
flank steak	2 lb	1

 

[RobBase]

he also said he was bald. I have flow

You can say that again.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

It’s just that you’re beating a dead horse. We get it. You wake up at 3AM during growing hours and lift. You speak to nobody and basically live life like that War Machine MMA guy. Minus the six pack.

I wake up at 430 am

bed by 9 every night

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

You can say that again.

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bruh. got a 1.5 fade in late december and my fro is already back

 

[RobBase]

I wake up at 430 am

bed by 9 every night

Nursing home hours.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Nursing home hours.

good, gotta get it in now so i can lay down and rot before I'm old enough to be in one

 

[RobBase]

good, gotta get it in now so i can lay down and rot before I'm old enough to be in one

Good news is you’ve lifted at Planet Fitness so you’re well prepared for the nursing home gym.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Good news is you’ve lifted at Planet Fitness so you’re well prepared for the nursing home gym.

Benching with a smith machine is still better than ipad female exercising.

 

[Inquisitor]

Thank god for water censors. Could have been a lot worse. I did think my house was on fire and almost shit myself though.

Is your water so hard, it utters foul language?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Listening to Mark Cuban on Cowherd's podcast.

He claims that collecting baseball cards are "too much hassle" and that NFT's are "just easy. Just there on your browser."

 

[redseat]

Did you fuck the mortician or what?

Heard she made him drink embalming fluid...

 

[Handicappers]

I wrapped my beef to help keep the burn away. Recorded amounts on a spreadsheet

cut	unit	number
ground beef	1 lb	20 + 50ish
patties	2 lb	6
T Bone	2 steaks	3
brisket	6 lb	1
tenderloin	2 steaks	1
ribeye	2 steaks	3	1 single steak
oxtail	2 lb	1
skirt steak	1 lb	2
stew meat	1 lb	3
sirloin	1 lb	4
round	4 lb	3
swissing steak	3 lb	1
sirloin tip roast	4 lb	1
chuck roast	3 lb	4
rump roast	2 lb	1
english roast	2 lb	1
arm roast	2 lb	1
flank steak	2 lb	1

You had me "I wrapped my beef"

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

Happy Toilet Paper Hoarding Day.

Today is the 1 year anniversary of when fucktards started panic buying.

 

[RobBase]

Happy Toilet Paper Hoarding Day.

Today is the 1 year anniversary of when fucktards started panic buying.

aka the old normal.

 

[RobBase]

Heard she made him drink embalming fluid...

What are the chances Ill was a deader fuck than the stiffs she usually rides?