New Sump Pump At 2AM Monday Thread

Bonus going in on Friday

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HAPPY NATIONAL COMPLIMENT DAY!
 
Texans? Never Heard of Them said:
Happy Toilet Paper Hoarding Day.

Today is the 1 year anniversary of when fucktards started panic buying.
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Reminds me, bought toilet paper at costco last time since they were clearing it out.

Bamboo toilet paper.

"Two-ply" is the thinnest two-ply I've seen. A LOT of sheets per roll though.

5/10.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Does he have another new girlfriend? When he's not posting here 400 times a day, he appears to be slinging it.
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Just a date.

With Morticia.

She apparently has extremely low standards.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Whys that?

So he doesn't have a long term girlfriend yet? Sorry to hear that.
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Him and handifag have a long term relationship going, not sure who's the girlfriend.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
How are you so high on the list?
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States are doing their own things. If he could get qualified as "essential" then he can get the vaccine in several states. Not Ohio, though. Fuckers
 
gobucks0409 said:
States are doing their own things. If he could get qualified as "essential" then he can get the vaccine in several states. Not Ohio, though. Fuckers
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I mean, I know that. The broad could get hers since she works with high risk people, but isn't jumping the line. I just wasn't sure what jcarm would do to be considered "essential".
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
I mean, I know that. The broad could get hers since she works with high risk people, but isn't jumping the line. I just wasn't sure what jcarm would do to be considered "essential".
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My job isn't essential, but my industry is. So, I can get the shots, based on CDC guidelines.
 
gobucks0409 said:
My job isn't essential, but my industry is. So, I can get the shots, based on CDC guidelines.
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Same. Somehow, my fatass sitting in front of a computer all day is "essential". But SC is still stuck on the old farts phase.
 
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RubinRock said:
Same. Somehow, my fatass sitting in front of a computer all day is "essential". But SC is still stuck on the old farts phase.
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Good to see Ohio's not the only one who doesn't know what they're doing
 
RubinRock said:
Same. Somehow, my fatass sitting in front of a computer all day is "essential". But SC is still stuck on the old farts phase.
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I don't know a single person who isn't labeled as "essential" in their occupation. I also don't understand healthy adults racing to get theirs as fast as they can.
 
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