Water Altercation Wednesday

ill said:
You should have just dropped trough and took a shit on the floor right in front of her.

Establish your dominance!
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I had not eaten yet. I am not a machine
 
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kobesgame said:
Until my kids are dropped off at school and daycare, I don't want to deal with client problems. Calling me about an "emergency" that isn't an actual emergency at 3am is a good way to get me not to trust you. Boundaries are incredibly important.
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Don't drunk dial the lawyer. Noted.
 
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Flavortown Tebow said:
dowhat
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PeoplesChicken said:
You don't have a second phone number?
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I know myself. That wouldn't solve the problem. So I've just been rolling with one.

Before I usually just left my computer at the office and didn't get work email set up on my phone. Gave me a separation. Now I don't have that. It wasn't too long before I hit the wall anyway, but the last year has accelerated it for sure.
 
PeoplesChicken said:
I had not eaten yet. I am not a machine
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True. You coulda blown an o ring trying to force something out...don't want something like that getting on the internet again
 
Fish said:
Several years back I had 5 grand sitting in the gun safe and got tired of worrying about it so decided to open a 2nd checking account with it. Went to a new bank advertising free checking accounts and stood in line. People at front of line were bitching about their return on savings. Bank woman says "Well it's because (insert President who I voted for name here) has everything screwed up, he's doing everything wrong."

For one thing I think that low fuel prices and low interest rates are great for the economy. For another I don't appreciate hearing shit like that at a bank I'm trying to do business with.

So I said "I thought I was at a bank, I see I wandered into a political rally, so I'll just take my 5 grand somewhere else."

Tried to say it loud enough everyone heard it so the manager would deal with the bitch.
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branch probably had to close after missing out on that windfall.
 
kobesgame said:
I know myself. That wouldn't solve the problem. So I've just been rolling with one.

Before I usually just left my computer at the office and didn't get work email set up on my phone. Gave me a separation. Now I don't have that. It wasn't too long before I hit the wall anyway, but the last year has accelerated it for sure.
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Sorry. The remote work thing has been a double edged sword. On one hand you find you can get a lot of work done outside of the traditional office setting, but on the other you have opened yourself up.
 
ill said:
True. You coulda blown an o ring trying to force something out...don't want something like that getting on the internet again
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What??? Oh lemme guess @SlinkyRedfoot was showing home movies from a camping trip again?


Oh that little minx!
 
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Bender said:
Does the "thanks in advance" evolve over time when you're using the same email chain for multiple follow-ups for the same information which has yet to be sent?
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Thanks in advance is only used with units/areas I know are responsive

I have one person that will routinely email me for items, I'll send them, and few days later they'll follow up, "not to pester, but did you ever get to this?" I'll forward them the email, uhh yeah, same day you asked
 
stakesarehigh said:
Don't drunk dial the lawyer. Noted.
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About 3 years ago I had a client who drunk voice texted me pretty much every night. I started leaving my phone in my car so I wouldn't get them until I started my work day. I'd get these insane texts throughout the evening or early mornings (he was a train engineer and had weird work hours) and sometimes I'd have like 35 texts waiting for me in the morning....often jibberish like some of Pnk's posts.

One morning I just said "fuck it" and drove to the office and withdrew from the case. Jokes on me though because he owed me like $30k. I'm currently suing him to get some money.
 
PnkPanther said:
Thanks in advance is only used with units/areas I know are responsive

I have one person that will routinely email me for items, I'll send them, and few days later they'll follow up, "not to pester, but did you ever get to this?" I'll forward them the email, uhh yeah, same day you asked
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See that shit pisses me off. Obviously they are too lazy to check their sent box
 
Fish said:
Several years back I had 5 grand sitting in the gun safe and got tired of worrying about it so decided to open a 2nd checking account with it. Went to a new bank advertising free checking accounts and stood in line. People at front of line were bitching about their return on savings. Bank woman says "Well it's because (insert President who I voted for name here) has everything screwed up, he's doing everything wrong."

For one thing I think that low fuel prices and low interest rates are great for the economy. For another I don't appreciate hearing shit like that at a bank I'm trying to do business with.

So I said "I thought I was at a bank, I see I wandered into a political rally, so I'll just take my 5 grand somewhere else."

Tried to say it loud enough everyone heard it so the manager would deal with the bitch.
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You tell em, Fish!
 
Peter Gozintite said:
I told a clerk to fuck off the other day. I was in line and this dingbat and a customer were talking like there wasnt a line. "So where are you from?" DB customer asks "are you from Vegas?"

This cunt clerk, gasps as if being from Vegas was akin to being a child rapist, "God NO! I'm from Cuntville, such and such. I hate it here!"

To which my gut, knee jerk reaction was," Then fucking leave"

Every head in store turned and looked at me.

"Excuse me?!" Cuntville transplant

"Fucking leave. Dont sit here and talk shit about my city. You hate here, fuck off, leave." My tone of voice was calm, and I wasn't raising my voice at all. Just kind of matter of fact. I knew as soon as I finished my sentence, I wasn't going to get checked out, so I followed it with, "Like this" and I just left my cart in the line walked out.

There was one lone dude laughing his ass off, while the rest of the hens were flabbergasted. I felt pretty good about the whole thing.
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