First Place Friday

[Bender]

What are two things I don't do in my spare time?

meh, think i'm going to play some golf now myself (video game, not actual physical activity). the more i think about it the more i put most things into that same 3 stage philosophy. 1. Basic Activity, 2. Drink, 3. Gravy

 

[Guy Incognito]

I’ll show any feelings you want if you pay me enough.

You have an OnlyFans?

 

[Bender]

I’ll show any feelings you want if you pay me enough.

just no kissing on the mouth.

 

[Bender]

You have an OnlyFans?

not after belle thorne blew it up. now its justforfans or nothing.

 

[stakesarehigh]

I’ll show any feelings you want if you pay me enough.

Sounds kinky

 

[stakesarehigh]

So....I'm curious on the Ketchup packets...so the bottle in the age of covid is laced with death but I get handed a packet of ketchup which I then inevitably put in my mouth because no human can open them without using their teeth?

 

[Me]

So....I'm curious on the Ketchup packets...so the bottle in the age of covid is laced with death but I get handed a packet of ketchup which I then inevitably put in my mouth because no human can open them without using their teeth?

Ummm.... Do you not have thumbs?

 

[Fish]

Ummm.... Do you not have thumbs?

Do you have thumbs with scissors on them?

 

[Me]

Do you have thumbs with scissors on them?

I can't think of a time that I could not open a ketchup packet with my fingers.

Wash your hands, greaseball.

 

[Fish]

Watching Ax Men from 2009 reruns on Vice Channel. James "Jimmy" Smith still pisses me off and I want to reach through the screen and slap him even though I know he died 8 years ago.

 

[Guy Incognito]

So....I'm curious on the Ketchup packets...so the bottle in the age of covid is laced with death but I get handed a packet of ketchup which I then inevitably put in my mouth because no human can open them without using their teeth?

I mean, yeah, if you're like under 10. What grown adult can't open a ketchup packet?

 

[Fish]

I can't think of a time that I could not open a ketchup packet with my fingers.

Wash your hands, greaseball.

Half of the "easy open" shit I come across is impervious to anything but scissors or a sharp knife.

The resealable shit is worse, just get out the big resealable baggie to put it in, do it in advance.

 

[Me]

I'm not hungry right now... But I'm sitting right next to a barbecue truck, so that's changing

 

[Fish]

I'm not hungry right now... But I'm sitting right next to a barbecue truck, so that's changing

I hope their bbq sauce is in packets and is impossible to open without a nuclear weapon.

 

[stakesarehigh]

Ummm.... Do you not have thumbs?

There is no tear point

 

[Me]

There is no tear point

The whole end is a tear point

 

[stakesarehigh]

You all are god damned liars if you've never opened a ketchup or mustard packet with your teeth

Basically a lawyer
@kobesgame

 

[Fish]

The whole end is a tear point

LIAR!!!!!!!!

 

[stakesarehigh]

Another point...is me touching the bottle somehow more problematic than the fact the server just fingered all my packets?

What is the fucking difference???

 

[basement bias]

Another point...is me touching the bottle somehow more problematic than the fact the server just fingered all my packets?

What is the fucking difference???

Same line of thinking that you can play football tackling each other and helping each other up. Heaven forbid you shake hands at the end of the game though, cause that would cause the transmission more than the the tackling & blocking.