Tuesday?

RubinRock said:
A real travesty to see Odell Beckham being kink shamed right now. I thought this was 2020
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If we didn’t already know, he’s clearly a Number 2 receiver.
 
Not Duke of Douchington said:
Just weeks after an Instagram Model went super viral for stating that she gave oral to seven members of the Phoenix Suns, we have yet another young lady with a crazy story about an NFL star.


While describing the details of her alleged strange encounter with Odell Beckham Jr., the Instagram model stated that the Browns WR allegedly told her not to shower for 24 hours so she could poop on him.
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Why would her showering affect her ability to poop in him?
 
pnkpanther said:
it's irrelevant as we're not having kids, we're 40. But no, I wouldn't have a gender reveal party. In fact, I wouldn't even want to know the gender until said mutant was born
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40 YEAR OLDS CAN HAVE BABIES. Don’t you shame me.
 
Orlando_Eagles said:
Thanks, man.

It’s always too early. We put the Golden Retriever down last year and he was nearly 14, which was very long for that breed. I was hoping at least 12-13 from this guy. Always young at heart....right up to recently.

But life has a way of taking such preconceived notions and putting them on their ear.
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We put both of our labs down on the same day in 2019. Was. Not. Fun.
 
kobesgame said:
If we didn’t already know, he’s clearly a Number 2 receiver.
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half baked boo GIF
 
RubinRock said:
GF's mom (who she lives with right now) was exposed to a few different people with COVID the last few days. They're supposed to be going to see the gfs sister this weekend after she just announced she was pregnant. But apparently doesn't want to tell her the news of the covid.


seems responsible.
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Wow.

Good news for you...2 weeks of freedom from your gal.
 
ill said:
she has asthma, so she considers herself at risk.

I don't fault her for it.
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Well, you sort of faulted her for it in your original post about it. But if you went on a date, she must not be that hardcore about it.
 
kobesgame said:
Well, you sort of faulted her for it in your original post about it. But if you went on a date, she must not be that hardcore about it.
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Was a p weird post by ill, but he's sort of been on that spectrum lately, so I rolled with it.
 
kobesgame said:
We put both of our labs down on the same day in 2019. Was. Not. Fun.
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Oh sweet baby Buddha Jesus!

You win. That fucking sucks bad.
We are very early in the process of course....but Mrs OE looked at me this morning and said she doesn’t want any more big dogs. You just lose them far too soon.

I sympathize.....but I don’t know if that will hold.
 
pnkpanther said:
There has been a steady decline in hanging out since you started popping out kids
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she went through multiple carrying of humans inside of her to avoid you.

she only avoids me because of a full schedule.
 
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