tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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beardown07 said:
Oh, it's a shitshow. One practice and they play Saturday. :facepalm:

The vast majority are fucking awful. Tiny, frail and gossipy girlie-girls. We got 3 girls that are pretty good tho. They are all 4th grade. (3rd and 4th grades er together) and are significantly bigger. My daughter is in the GGG's group.
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Hey @BigRedMoe ... get a load of this. lolz
 
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Just under 3 years from now, just in the total eclipse area.
 
Camfantasy said:
I've said for the last few years that I was going to travel somewhere in the totality area for that one.

Anyone got any good ideas for a good vacay spot in that area?
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Night Shift Party @Inquisitor house !
 
Camfantasy said:
I've said for the last few years that I was going to travel somewhere in the totality area for that one.

Anyone got any good ideas for a good vacay spot in that area?
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Fredericksburg

Ought to be very close to the center of the eclipse line.

The road to Austin has lots of breweries and wineries.
 
williewilliejuan said:
Can someone please explain to me how the smoke detector manufacturers work it out so the batteries on their product always die at 3:00 AM?
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It has something to do with temperature dropping in your house.

It affects the batteries er some shit
 
fuck.....

I went up to the game room last weekend to check on the kids. It smelled like straight up shit.

I ask my kids - who the fuck shit their pants?? they look at me like i was nuts..

i ask again... what is that damn smell!!!

once again - they look at me like Im nuts.

I walk out of the room to calm down and look to the left and I see my mother in law taking the biggest shit of her life with the door open


WHAT IN THE LIVING FUCK!!!
 
huskers1217 said:
fuck.....

I went up to the game room last weekend to check on the kids. It smelled like straight up shit.

I ask my kids - who the fuck shit their pants?? they look at me like i was nuts..

i ask again... what is that damn smell!!!

once again - they look at me like Im nuts.

I walk out of the room to calm down and look to the left and I see my mother in law taking the biggest shit of her life with the door open


WHAT IN THE LIVING FUCK!!!
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Oh, you poor bastard. My sincerest condolences. Spent way too many years with the in-laws living with us.
 
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