tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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Peter Gozintite said:
Shelled? She's just a loud mouth with nothing to say. She has become only second person, in my history of message boards, that I have put on ignore. Completely worthless and devoid of any substance.
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moxie said:
I used to think I had a thing for midwest dudes. So sweet, and usually pretty smart, handy and easy on the eyes. I thought that if I ever decided something long-term became appealing, a midwesterner would be the one for me.

And then this happened:



What in all the entire fuck of fucks?! "Iconic midwestern dish"? Y'all should be thrown in the clink for this shit. You bring that to my potluck and I will call the cops myself. :puke:
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Midwesterners... smart?
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moxie said:
I used to think I had a thing for midwest dudes. So sweet, and usually pretty smart, handy and easy on the eyes. I thought that if I ever decided something long-term became appealing, a midwesterner would be the one for me.

And then this happened:



What in all the entire fuck of fucks?! "Iconic midwestern dish"? Y'all should be thrown in the clink for this shit. You bring that to my potluck and I will call the cops myself. :puke:
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I lasted six seconds watching that stupid, obnoxious bitch
 
moxie said:
fortheloveofchrist!! MAN SICK!!! *sneeze*

"I'm DYING!! I need to go to the ER! Get me a blankie! I'm FREEZING! I'm BURNING UP!! I'm STARVING!! I'm THIRSTY!! I need JUICE! I need WATER! MAAAMAAA!!!" :Cry:
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It's cuz yer the birthers. If men had to do it, our species would've died off centuries ago.

It's an interesting conundrum. I think girls are innately much more inclined to have ice in their veins, while boys are actually paper dolls emotionally. My daughter is nails on icy chalkboards, while my boy is much more inclined to get embarrassed or his feelings hurt.

Men are unquestionably stronger, physically, but would literally let our species die before shitting a kid out an orifice.
 
beardown07 said:
It's cuz yer the birthers. If men had to do it, our species would've died off centuries ago.

It's an interesting conundrum. I think girls are innately much more inclined to have ice in their veins, while boys are actually paper dolls emotionally. My daughter is nails on icy chalkboards, while my boy is much more inclined to get embarrassed or his feelings hurt.

Men are unquestionably stronger, physically, but would literally let our species die before shitting a kid out an orifice.
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beardown07 said:
It's cuz yer the birthers. If men had to do it, our species would've died off centuries ago.

It's an interesting conundrum. I think girls are innately much more inclined to have ice in their veins, while boys are actually paper dolls emotionally. My daughter is nails on icy chalkboards, while my boy is much more inclined to get embarrassed or his feelings hurt.

Men are unquestionably stronger, physically, but would literally let our species die before shitting a kid out an orifice.
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Yep- y'all are tough on the outside and marshmallowy on the inside, whereas we're soft & squeezable outside and filled with battery acid.

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moxie said:
Yep- y'all are tough on the outside and marshmallowy on the inside, whereas we're soft & squeezable outside and filled with battery acid.

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Tough on the outside, til ya graze a nut.
 
beardown07 said:
It's cuz yer the birthers. If men had to do it, our species would've died off centuries ago.

It's an interesting conundrum. I think girls are innately much more inclined to have ice in their veins, while boys are actually paper dolls emotionally. My daughter is nails on icy chalkboards, while my boy is much more inclined to get embarrassed or his feelings hurt.

Men are unquestionably stronger, physically, but would literally let our species die before shitting a kid out an orifice.
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To be fair.... As someone who witnesses and inflicts physical pain on people of all races, genders, age groups and backgrounds at work everyday..... Old women are fucking soldiers. Young women are every bit as pussy as young men.
 
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