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I was clearing the store of the stupid people who feel the need to continue pressing our closing time and this fucknut wanted something I could not provide him while simultaneously removing a building of people.

He didn't like being made to wait. His presence several minutes prior to our closing was so eventful everything must be stopped apparently.
 
I found out that people of Massachusetts get Patriots day off on Monday. That's cool.

Maybe I'll do a dry run of the Boston marathon that day, since it is delayed.
 
The entire country is full of racists, doncha know? But, yeah the industrial Midwest overall is the most racist region I have seen.
Had a neighbor the other day say," I'm so sick of all these ______ rioting." I just said,"Yeah, its a good thing there is no racism for them to deal with huh?"
He said, "Oh, youre one of "those".
"What do you mean "those"? People who admit there are problems, and arent racist?"
"Most of them deserved it" and walked away
"have a nice day!"

Don't think we will talk about it, or to each other, ever again. Generally a nice guy, and I had no idea. New Yorker originally. Racists are everywhere, and they should just admit it, instead of hiding behind shit.

There is a guy down the road that flies a confederate flag in his garage, and still has his trump sign out. We have always been fairly friendly, and I actually helped him when a neighbor dog ran into his house and was trying to kill his cats. Talked to him the other day and I couldn't help myself. "I see you're a fan of losers too" He just looked at me, and I followed with, "I'm a fan of the Bears and UNLV, and you're a fan of the confederacy, and trump" He laughed through a "fuck you", and took it pretty well. We have beers every so often, so he knows I will make jokes about everything, but I could tell it hit a nerve. Fuck it.
 
Make sure to let the NYC chick know you gave us a play by play @ill
 
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Had a neighbor the other day say," I'm so sick of all these ______ rioting." I just said,"Yeah, its a good thing there is no racism for them to deal with huh?"
He said, "Oh, youre one of "those".
"What do you mean "those"? People who admit there are problems, and arent racist?"
"Most of them deserved it" and walked away
"have a nice day!"

Don't think we will talk about it, or to each other, ever again. Generally a nice guy, and I had no idea. New Yorker originally. Racists are everywhere, and they should just admit it, instead of hiding behind shit.

There is a guy down the road that flies a confederate flag in his garage, and still has his trump sign out. We have always been fairly friendly, and I actually helped him when a neighbor dog ran into his house and was trying to kill his cats. Talked to him the other day and I couldn't help myself. "I see you're a fan of losers too" He just looked at me, and I followed with, "I'm a fan of the Bears and UNLV, and you're a fan of the confederacy, and trump" He laughed through a "fuck you", and took it pretty well. We have beers every so often, so he knows I will make jokes about everything, but I could tell it hit a nerve. Fuck it.
Good riddance to the first guy.

I am a fan of lost causes, except Bears fans. No quarter given.
 
Had a neighbor the other day say," I'm so sick of all these ______ rioting." I just said,"Yeah, its a good thing there is no racism for them to deal with huh?"
He said, "Oh, youre one of "those".
"What do you mean "those"? People who admit there are problems, and arent racist?"
"Most of them deserved it" and walked away
"have a nice day!"

Don't think we will talk about it, or to each other, ever again. Generally a nice guy, and I had no idea. New Yorker originally. Racists are everywhere, and they should just admit it, instead of hiding behind shit.

There is a guy down the road that flies a confederate flag in his garage, and still has his trump sign out. We have always been fairly friendly, and I actually helped him when a neighbor dog ran into his house and was trying to kill his cats. Talked to him the other day and I couldn't help myself. "I see you're a fan of losers too" He just looked at me, and I followed with, "I'm a fan of the Bears and UNLV, and you're a fan of the confederacy, and trump" He laughed through a "fuck you", and took it pretty well. We have beers every so often, so he knows I will make jokes about everything, but I could tell it hit a nerve. Fuck it.

I cannot get my head around douchebags that fly confederate flags in non confederate regions. So basically you're doing this for attention right? And how many people are like "holy shit man your flag is so fucking cool"!!
 
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Tired, gonna neep a nap after work and before the wifey comes home.

Fell asleep at 10:30pm and up at 4am to pee and couldn't fall back asleep, got up at 4:45am.
 
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