tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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Inquisitor said:
Two more weeks and then...

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Hopefully you and Dole's shitty puns will retire too.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Still laughing at that ultra straight laced @Peter Gozintite dealing with that insane screeching banshee, @Sugarshell.

Fucking hilarious. Like Mr. Bean meets Satan...
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Of course you are. I've been tickling you for over a decade. If you think you insult me by calling me crazy. You're the nut. I am crazy. The only thing that insults me, is calling me stupid. But Dolemite you know me, I'm not.
 
Sugarshell said:
Of course you are. I've been tickling you for over a decade. If you think you insult me by calling me crazy. You're the nut. I am crazy. The only thing that insults me, is calling me stupid. But Dolemite you know me, I'm not.
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Of course you aren't stupid. Just pure evil.


moxie said:
How’s it a splurge when I’d be paying for half?!
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You are making a statement for all women that women are equal to men.
I usually don't pay that much as half, so it is a splurge.
 
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Dole ver 2.0 said:
Of course you aren't stupid. Just pure evil.




You are making a statement for all women that women are equal to men.
I usually don't pay that much half, so it is a splurge.
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When did I ever say women are equal to men? That is total booshit and you know it.
 
Break between games.

My boy's soccer game (Kindegarteners) was a shitshow. His coach is retarded af, so much so that I just took over. She had one job, to bring the goddamned jerseys, and she forgot em'. :L

The other team would score a goal, and this idiot would have them "kickoff" from their own endline. After the 4th goal against us, I just went out and grabbed the goddamned ball and took it to midfield. Might have more success if we're not starting from our own fucking goal line, dummy.

An hour freaking long, which was 30 minutes too much. Lost em' all by halftime. 2nd half was just a total clusterfuck.

I shouldn't have drank last nite, my slight hangover is not helping at all.

Next up is my daughter's and I'm already sick of it. Hopefully Mr. Chiclet teeth is a no-show.
 
beardown07 said:
Break between games.

My boy's soccer game (Kindegarteners) was a shitshow. His coach is retarded af, so much so that I just took over. She had one job, to bring the goddamned jerseys, and she forgot em'. :facepalm:

The other team would score a goal, and this idiot would have them "kickoff" from their own endline. After the 4th goal against us, I just went out and grabbed the goddamned ball and took it to midfield. Might have more success if we're not starting from our own fucking goal line, dummy.

An hour freaking long, which was 30 minutes too much. Lost em' all by halftime. 2nd half was just a total clusterfuck.

I shouldn't have drank last nite, my slight hangover is not helping at all.

Next up is my daughter's and I'm already sick of it. Hopefully Mr. Chiclet teeth is a no-show.
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soccer win GIF by America's Funniest Home Videos
soccer fail GIF
 
beardown07 said:
Break between games.

My boy's soccer game (Kindegarteners) was a shitshow. His coach is retarded af, so much so that I just took over. She had one job, to bring the goddamned jerseys, and she forgot em'. :facepalm:

The other team would score a goal, and this idiot would have them "kickoff" from their own endline. After the 4th goal against us, I just went out and grabbed the goddamned ball and took it to midfield. Might have more success if we're not starting from our own fucking goal line, dummy.

An hour freaking long, which was 30 minutes too much. Lost em' all by halftime. 2nd half was just a total clusterfuck.

I shouldn't have drank last nite, my slight hangover is not helping at all.

Next up is my daughter's and I'm already sick of it. Hopefully Mr. Chiclet teeth is a no-show.
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I’m waiting to hear about you losing your shit and you start throwing stuff on field and getting kicked out
 
tDaughter's game was much more fun, but an hour is still too long. Two 25 minute halves and a 10 minute halftime. DEFINITELY too long for the Kindergarteners and for the 3rd/4th graders, two 20's would be better. Most of them were pretty checked out and gassed the last 15 minutes. Hahaha...one little runt got mad that there was a second half. She was ready to go. :laugh:
 
beardown07 said:
tDaughter's game was much more fun, but an hour is still too long. Two 25 minute halves and a 10 minute halftime. DEFINITELY too long for the Kindergarteners and for the 3rd/4th graders, two 20's would be better. Most of them were pretty checked out and gassed the last 15 minutes. Hahaha...one little runt got mad that there was a second half. She was ready to go. :laugh:
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Yeah, that's most definitely too long for 5 year olds.
I'd tell the 8-9 year olds to toughen up.

Wait.
You give us an update, but neglect to tell us if Mr. Chiclet Teef showed up, or not?!?
SMH
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Yeah, that's most definitely too long for 5 year olds.
I'd tell the 8-9 year olds to toughen up.

Wait.
You give us an update, but neglect to tell us if Mr. Chiclet Teef showed up, or not?!?
SMH
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He did not, but his little girlboy is a great little player. She's one of our best.
 
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