tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
I don't know what kind of rattlers there are in Kentucky, just that there are rattlers.
I guess my mama figured the important thing for me to learn was if it rattled, get the fuck away.
I'm not sure why I think this, it may not even be correct, but I think the further south one gets, the more prevalent water moccasins are.
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Looks like they have moccasins, copperheads, pygmy rattlesnakes, and timber rattlers. I imagine 95% of the rattlesnakes are timbers or "canebrake" rattlesnakes as they are probably known up there. They are much more common in hilly regions. Timbers are probably the most venomous of all of those snakes but aren't too too bad compared to some others.
 
Camfantasy said:
Looks like they have moccasins, copperheads, pygmy rattlesnakes, and timber rattlers. I imagine 95% of the rattlesnakes are timbers or "canebrake" rattlesnakes as they are probably known up there. They are much more common in hilly regions. Timbers are probably the most venomous of all of those snakes but aren't too too bad compared to some others.
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You sound a bit rattled.
 
Almost all of the venomous snakes in California are some form of rattlesnake.

Western Diamondback Rattlesnake
Northern Pacific Rattlesnake
Southern Pacific Rattlesnake
Yellow Bellied Sea Snake
Colorado Desert Sidewinder
Panamint Rattlesnake
Mojave Rattlesnake
Red Diamond Rattlesnake
Southwestern Speckled Rattlesnake

I've encountered every one of those except the Yellow Bellied Sea Snake. That one has only been confirmed about 3 times in California, the most recent being in Newport Beach in 2018.
 
trojanfan12 said:
Almost all of the venomous snakes in California are some form of rattlesnake.

Western Diamondback Rattlesnake
Northern Pacific Rattlesnake
Southern Pacific Rattlesnake
Yellow Bellied Sea Snake
Colorado Desert Sidewinder
Panamint Rattlesnake
Mojave Rattlesnake
Red Diamond Rattlesnake
Southwestern Speckled Rattlesnake

I've encountered every one of those except the Yellow Bellied Sea Snake. That one has only been confirmed about 3 times in California, the most recent being in Newport Beach in 2018.
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If there's a "yellow bellied" sea snake, it seems as though there should be some kind of "lily-livered" snake.
 
trojanfan12 said:
Almost all of the venomous snakes in California are some form of rattlesnake.

Western Diamondback Rattlesnake
Northern Pacific Rattlesnake
Southern Pacific Rattlesnake
Yellow Bellied Sea Snake
Colorado Desert Sidewinder
Panamint Rattlesnake
Mojave Rattlesnake
Red Diamond Rattlesnake
Southwestern Speckled Rattlesnake

I've encountered every one of those except the Yellow Bellied Sea Snake. That one has only been confirmed about 3 times in California, the most recent being in Newport Beach in 2018.
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I'm not one to cast asp-ersions on your experiences...
 
Ugh. Just had a covid test and the chick was digging around in there for some green gold. Way worse than my first test.

also, this was a drive up one with a half mile of cones & shit to drive through first. I get to the first checkpoint and dude is all, “ummm...do you have a mask you can put on?” And I looked at him like he’d sprouted a dick out of his eyeball...”for a test that requires them to access my face?!” Him, “well, yeah, those are the rules. You have to wear a mask while waiting for the nurse to see you.”
Eat that dick coming out of your eyeball, sir. I’m in my own fucking car and I will not. Byeeee!
 
moxie said:
Ugh. Just had a covid test and the chick was digging around in there for some green gold. Way worse than my first test.

also, this was a drive up one with a half mile of cones & shit to drive through first. I get to the first checkpoint and dude is all, “ummm...do you have a mask you can put on?” And I looked at him like he’d sprouted a dick out of his eyeball...”for a test that requires them to access my face?!” Him, “well, yeah, those are the rules. You have to wear a mask while waiting for the nurse to see you.”
Eat that dick coming out of your eyeball, sir. I’m in my own fucking car and I will not. Byeeee!
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how mad were you?
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
On a scale of 1 to 10, how mad were you?
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Easily a three. But the shit stick that was driving 20 in a 35 easily pushed me to a 5. I sure wish I could pull him out of his car and beat him with my shoe.
 
moxie said:
I thought it was @steelerssb trying to Garfield me.
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moxie said:
Ugh. Just had a covid test and the chick was digging around in there for some green gold. Way worse than my first test.

also, this was a drive up one with a half mile of cones & shit to drive through first. I get to the first checkpoint and dude is all, “ummm...do you have a mask you can put on?” And I looked at him like he’d sprouted a dick out of his eyeball...”for a test that requires them to access my face?!” Him, “well, yeah, those are the rules. You have to wear a mask while waiting for the nurse to see you.”
Eat that dick coming out of your eyeball, sir. I’m in my own fucking car and I will not. Byeeee!
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Why?
Are they requiring a negative covid test to get into the Bahamas, or something?
I know either proof of vaccination or a negative covid test was required to get back into this country fairly recently.
I don't know whether that's still the case.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Why?
Are they requiring a negative covid test to get into the Bahamas, or something?
I know either proof of vaccination or a negative covid test was required to get back into this country fairly recently.
I don't know whether that's still the case.
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Yeah, yet another ploy to take my monies. Gotta have a negative test within five days of travel then you submit the results with $70 for a “travel health visa”. Need a negative test to get home, too. However, if I test positive while there, they’ll pay for another 2 weeks at the resort or a pj home. Boy, golly gee whiz! I sure hope I don’t catch the covid while in the Bahamas!
:plotting:
 
@Dole ver 2.0 have you watched that samsquantch documentary on Hulu? Has some good reviews, but sounds more like a murder cover up than anything.
 
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