Runny eggs and chewy bacon....

Oh that looks pretty badass. I never even learned to poach but I love ordering eggs benny out. THanks for the tip
poaching eggs isnt that hard, but it takes a little extra. Most people dont know that you need a little vinegar in the water, and it keeps the membrane intact.
 
I need video of this scenario playing out.

lol I didnt know what section to bold.
Just imagine Hunter S. Thompson on the business end of a serious bender.
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poaching eggs isnt that hard, but it takes a little extra. Most people dont know that you need a little vinegar in the water, and it keeps the membrane intact.
Alton Brown has a fool-proof recipe for em'. Perfect every time.

A perfectly poached egg is like buttah.
 
I take a 100mg caffeine capsule. 15 mins later? a beautiful buzz. Nice and clean, caffeine and nothing else.
200mg pill is what I added to my pre workout
 
Coffee.

You have to be aggressive when ordering eggs. Let them know you're not fucking around and you don't mind eating some spit or pubes. OVER EASY WITH NO RUN OR OVER MEDIUM, WHATEVER YALL WANT TO CALL THEM, JUST KNOW IF THEY AREN'T COMPLETED TO MY SATISFACTION THEY'RE COMING BACK AND EVERY TRIP ENCROACHES ON THE TIP BALANCE. THIS ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE.

As far as the bacon is concerned, idgaf. Sausage is the safe bet.

So Rage order?

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I like your style. I'm going to keep an eye on you.....
 
Coffee.

You have to be aggressive when ordering eggs. Let them know you're not fucking around and you don't mind eating some spit or pubes. OVER EASY WITH NO RUN OR OVER MEDIUM, WHATEVER YALL WANT TO CALL THEM, JUST KNOW IF THEY AREN'T COMPLETED TO MY SATISFACTION THEY'RE COMING BACK AND EVERY TRIP ENCROACHES ON THE TIP BALANCE. THIS ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE.

As far as the bacon is concerned, idgaf. Sausage is the safe bet.
Only cocksuckers like their over easy eggs with no run.
 
A friend of mine was friends with him and spent some times with him on Thompson's ranch. He had some pretty wild stories.
The Owl Farm was a magical and wonderous place.
 
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