Morons in the News

[huskers1217]

Woman arrested for DUI with eight miniature bottles of vodka in bra

Brandi Stanley, 31, from Florida, has been charged with DUI and refusing to submit to DUI tests after being busted at a McDonald's drive-through with eight miniature vodka bottles stuffed in her bra.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[huskers1217]

 

[huskers1217]

He was supposed to be there until 28 July, but after six days was sent home by the expedition's leader "due to his behaviour".

His actions included:

• Drinking with pupils
• Allowing one or more pupils to drink alcohol despite being under the legal age of 18
• Threatening to "kick the head in" of one pupil and "kill" another
• Telling one pupil: "I'm not in trouble - you'll be in trouble"
• After being aggressive to one pupil, he kissed the boy's forehead and told him "you're all right"
• Taking one or more pupils to a strip club
• Acting aggressively towards the woman leading the trip when she tried to help him back to his tent
• Exposing himself to the woman in a shared hotel room, although it was agreed this was not "malicious or sexually motivated"

The panel said his behaviour "placed one or more pupils in his care at risk".

 

[fordman84]

Woman accused of assaulting a flight attendant on American Airlines flight

A woman allegedly assaulted a flight attendant during an American Airlines flight from Miami to New York City, according to a complaint released by federal prosecutors.

www.cnn.com

Photo of the chick missing, but google her name to see you aren't missing much.

 

[huskers1217]

Woman accused of assaulting a flight attendant on American Airlines flight

A woman allegedly assaulted a flight attendant during an American Airlines flight from Miami to New York City, according to a complaint released by federal prosecutors.

www.cnn.com

Photo of the chick missing, but google her name to see you aren't missing much.

yeah. i trying to find a good pic or social media site somewhere.

 

[huskers1217]

Florida man steals 2 police cars

Suspect in custody after stealing Cocoa police cruiser, leading to chase

A suspect is in custody after stealing a Cocoa Police Department cruiser and leading officers on a chase, according to police.

www.wftv.com

 

[BigRedMoe]

I'm using this everywhere I can.

 

[huskers1217]

Maine woman accused of calling in bomb threats so boyfriend could leave work

A Maine woman is accused of calling in two separate bomb threats so her boyfriend could leave his workplace to spend more time with her, authorities said.

www.kiro7.com

 

[CorpRebel]

 

[Skerpokes]

His body his choice

A man died from rabies after waking up to a bat in his room. It's Illinois' first human case of the virus in nearly 70 years

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

His body his choice

A man died from rabies after waking up to a bat in his room. It's Illinois' first human case of the virus in nearly 70 years

That’s not true. There have been humans with rabies in the last 70 years, including the first person to ever survive rabies after symptoms set in