Bezos buys superyacht for half a billion

[PeoplesChicken]

Because I'm not a liar.

 

[outofyourmind]

Hey Liberals.
Why don't you tax the fuck out of this guy???

 

[fordman84]

Rich people are slammed for saving
Rich people are slammed for spending


eh, fuck all of y'all.

 

[HammerDown]

Why, thank you. That's so thoughtful of you. I'd like a private wing with a soaking tub and a waterfall showerhead, please and thank you.

Do I get a key?

 

[ill]

huh? I'd be surrounded by other people enjoying it.

so you'd go the Hugh Heffner route and just have parties all the time?

 

[ill]

Rich people are slammed for saving
Rich people are slammed for spending


eh, fuck all of y'all.

no one is knocking him for spending it

they are knocking him for not spending it they way they think he should

 

[HammerDown]

Rich people are slammed for saving
Rich people are slammed for spending


eh, fuck all of y'all.

My wife and I were talking about the jaw-dropping extent of his wealth and my wife started saying something like "just imagine if you could spread that wealth around all of Amazon's employees" and stopped when she was the withering look I gave her.

 

[HammerDown]

so you'd go the Hugh Heffner route and just have parties all the time?

Parties without any drug-addicted Hollywood perverts.

 

[ill]

Parties without any drug-addicted Hollywood perverts.

so where you going to find all these people?

Gonna call Rock and get his crew out there?

 

[RP-29]

no one is knocking him for spending it

they are knocking him for not spending it they way they think he should

"what I would do" = "what everyone else should do"

 

[ill]

"what I would do" = "what everyone else should do"

not all of us support socialism, like you

 

[RP-29]

not all of us support socialism, like you

not all of us fingerbanged their little sister on the school bus every day, like you

 

[moxie]

 

[ill]

not all of us fingerbanged their little sister on the school bus every day, like you

someone's triggered...

 

[ill]

tell me about it.

he's got some thin skin

 

[Jon Deaux]

Do I get a key?

 

[Knight&Day]

Lol @ill showing his ass to the whole board as usual.

 

[broncosmitty]

What a weird life that guy must live. It's on a level most of us can't even imagine.

I’d have a specific servant just for tying my shoes.

And I’d have someone on staff to change my shoes for me, more than Mr. Rogers.

I can imagine.

 

[broncosmitty]

Still no pics....

He’s got Philadelphia Experiment level cloaking on that bitch.

 

[broncosmitty]

not all of us fingerbanged their little sister on the school bus every day, like you

I’ve done some school bus fingerbangin.

To the point the back of my forearm was sore for days.

But who the fuck even sits with their sister on a bus?

The Duggar boys, that’s who. Weirdos.